Dirty Dick’s Bar
Nassau, Bahamas
March 1963

I’m sixteen years old. I’m wearing a horizontal-stripe boatneck beach shirt over plaid Bermuda shorts, brown loafers, white socks. In my back pocket I’ve got a creased British Arrow paperback of More Not at Night that I picked up in a used bookstall off Bay Street. All topped off by a straw hat with a one-foot crown.

Get the picture?

Total. Geek.

I’m in Nassau on a family vacation. My folks and their good friends, the Blindts, have flown themselves and all six kids to the Bahamas to escape the New Jersey winter. The daily ritual has become: Beach and touristy stuff all day until 4 o’clock or so when we all traipse down to the famous Dirty Dick’s Bar on Bay Street for afternoon libations. The adults hang at the bar in the front room while the kids – three Wilsons and three Blindts, varying in age from 10 to 16 – are relegated to the backroom. Martinis for the adults, cokes or virgin cocktails for the kids. The only good thing about the backroom is the jukebox.

We don’t talk much. We’ve been together all day so there’s not a lot left to say. Mostly we listen to the music (if I hear “Yellow Bird” one more time, I will kill) and I read my book. I love the warm weather and the beach, but the bar bores me.

(“Up and at ’em. We’re heading for Dirty Dick’s.”
“Aaaaw, again?”)

Until…

I don’t recall if it’s our 2[SUP]nd[/SUP] or 3[SUP]rd[/SUP] day there. We usually have the backroom to ourselves at that time of day, but today I look up as three young women enter. They’re wearing open blouses over bikinis. They have mocha skin, full, pouty lips, and tons of ebony hair piled atop their heads. They’re only a few years older than yours truly, who develops an instant crush on the tall one – but I could have an equal crush on any of the trio.

And then they start to dance to whatever's playing on the jukebox. In their bikinis.

I am mesmerized. Can’t take my eyes off them. They are from a different world. They are so cool, so comfortable in their smooth, flawless, bikini’d skin, and they sway so gracefully. I remove my straw hat, but I keep my book out because I can hide my staring by pretending to read. They’re totally in their own world and I am wallpaper.

Finally one of our parents announces it’s time to go to dinner.

Really? Do we have to leave already?

Next day I’m hanging over my father asking when we’re going to Dirty Dick’s.

When we return – finally! – the three exotic ladies are already there. Dancing. In their bikinis. (My brother thinks he remembers them doing the limbo. I doubt this. I have no memory of it and am sure beyond question that images of them limboing in their bikinis would have been deeply branded on my still-developing hippocampus.)

Again, I am mesmerized until we’re pulled away to attend a dinner-theater restaurant somewhere inland. Little Anthony is going to be singing. The Beatles haven’t hit the US yet, but I’m already so over Little Anthony and his ilk. Same with post-Army Elvis. I much prefer what’s called R&B. (I don’t call it that; don’t know if I’ve even heard the term yet; I just know that Rufus Thomas and Smokey Robinson and Mary Wells have something I like.) But when you’re on a family vacation, you go where the family goes.

So we cab inland to this big outdoor restaurant with lots of round tables and a stage. After an indifferent meal, the show starts. But not Little Anthony right away. First we have to sit through an opening act no one has ever heard of: The Ronettes.

I look up and my jaw drops (quite literally) as the three exotic gals from Dirty Dick’s step onto the stage. They’re dolled up with huge eyelashes and thick eyeliner and squeezed into short slinky dresses, but no question: it’s them.

And they can sing! The lead singer – my second deepest crush of the trio – has this powerful voice with a natural vibrato. I’m mesmerized all over again. The nameless beauties are nameless no more: They’re the Ronettes.

I can’t wait to get to Dirty Dick’s the next day. I’m determined to screw up my courage and speak to them – tell them I saw them sing and think they’re great. But they don’t show. On their way to the next stop on Little Anthony’s tour, I guess.

Ah, well. We’ll always have Nassau.

Fast-forward six months to either shortly before or after Labor Day (not sure) when I’m 17 and have my driver’s license. I’m cruising somewhere (or maybe just cruising). As usual I’m listening to my fave Top-40 drive-time DJ Dan Ingram on WABC-AM; he says something about a new song from a group called the Ronettes.

Wait…Ronettes? That name rings a bell. I turn up the volume to hear “Boom…boom-boom-BAM! Boom…boom-boom-BAM!” (I started drumming for a garage band over the summer so I’m immediately pulled in.) And then that voice from Nassau starts singing, “The night we met I knew I…needed you so…”

I damn near drive off the road. It’s them! I know them! Well, not really, but I feel as if I do. Yeah. I knew them before they were on the radio. I knew them when, baby!

I love-love-love the song. And I get this feeling that, even if they never record another tune, I’m a Ronettes fan for life.


“Be My Baby” – this put the Ronettes on the map. Hal Blaine’s iconic drum opening, and then Ronnie kicks in, backed by Phil Spector’s famous Wall of Sound. Her fellow Ronettes – sister Estelle and cousin Nedra – aren’t on the record. They were back in NYC while all sorts of LA music folk like Sonny and Cher, Darlene Love, Nino Tempo, and others crowded into Gold Star Studios to sing backup.

“Baby I Love You” – Jeff Barry and Ellie Greenwich, who wrote “Be My Baby,” returned to compose the Ronettes’ second hit, which is pretty much a redo of “Be My Baby,” right down to the “Whoa-ho-ho-ho” that became Ronnie’s signature. (Back in the day, when you had a hit with “Up on the Roof,” you followed it with “Under the Boardwalk.” You followed “It’s My Party and I’ll Cry if I Want To” with “Judy’s Turn to Cry.” And so on.)

“(The Best Part of) Breaking Up” – Ronnie’s got all pistons firing, especially her sultry “C’mon, beeby” in the outro. (Written by Pete Andreoli and Vincent Poncia.)

“Do I Love You?” – a long intro featuring Carol Kaye’s melodically mesmerizing bass line leading to Spector’s thickest Wall of Sound yet. (Also written by Andreoli-Poncia.)

“Walking in the Rain” – written by another married songwriting powerhouse, Barry Mann and Cynthia Weil. The Wall of Sound is downplayed during the verses but comes on strong on the chorus. Nice build at the end of the bridge. Notable for strategic thunder claps.

“You Baby” – Another Mann-Weil tune; not sure if this was ever a single, but it’s a super song, especially Ronnie’s moany little “Ohs” in the outro.

“I Wonder” – this Barry-Greenwich tune was never a single but a great record with a muscular Wall of Sound (including castanets and Hal Blaine getting all manic on the toms).

I read the Adversary Cycle, and a few of the RJ books back in 2005, but now there are revised books, and I want to reread those six books as well as everything I haven't read. I'm wondering if there's much difference in the revised editions or if I can stick with the old editions. This is the difference of getting the books from the library or spending money I don't really have for the books on Amazon.
Another thing. I put the first book of the prequel trilogy on hold from the library after reading The Keep over the weekend. I'm assuming this is a good place to start with Jack, but I might be wrong. Can anyone tell me? Thanks.

This was one of the most satisfying series I’ve ever read. I loved all of the interconnections across the novels and short stories. I even noticed a few connections to short stories that aren’t on the secret history timeline (like DJ Lenny Winter’s old house next to Toad Hall in Monroe, or ‘The Answer’ appearing in the Compendium)

Apart from the Tomb, I read all the RJ novels in chronological order, so it was cool to see all weirdness in the Pine Barrens in 1983 start to make sense in the last few novels (like the chewing gum moment in Twin Peaks, all the pieces start falling into place)

It’s a shame the RJ film is still in development hell as there are so many cinematic scenes throughout the books that would look badass on screen, especially the image of Rasalom in his Armani suit, walking on water in the Everglades.

I just have a few minor questions regarding the secret history:

1. I know the black pyramid from the teen trilogy is eventually used as a key to open the door to the old town beneath the Johnson Lodge. But what happens when it is placed in the indentation in the top of the pillar in the middle of the q’qr cage pyramid? (I’m assuming a shaft of light doesn’t shine through it and show Indiana Jones where to dig for the Ark of the Covenant)

2. I noticed Will Burleigh briefly appears in Panacea which connects The Fifth Harmonic to the secret history. Does this mean that Maya Quennell’s healing method she says she adopted from an ancient civilisation before the Mayans, is a reference to the First Age?

3. And finally, whatever happened to P. Frank Winslow? I like to think he survived the events of Nightworld and is now trying to publish his new Jake Fixx novel, but everyone is too depressed to read it, what with all the millions/billions of corpses still lying around and cities in complete ruin. Or, he was horribly killed by chew wasps because the advance for his latest book wasn’t enough to buy storm shutters!

I don’t know how much more secret history stuff you’re planning on writing, but it would be cool to see another globe-trotting quest with the characters of Panacea, or maybe another RJ story like Fix set between Fear City and the Tomb.

I don't usually shill for projects and I'm pretty sure the role-playing interest on this site if likely low, but...

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/q-w...shop-and-c

just look at those weird, beautifully ugly things! When the Ally and the Otherness gamble for control of a reality, these are the dice they use.

So, I read a book on dark matter (Dark Matter and the Dinosaurs) and realized at the end I didn't understand any more than I had at the beginning. I felt like I was back in Catechism class at Our Lady Queen of Peace grammar school, trying to get a straight answer.

Don’t take this too seriously. Just having a little fun.

God & Dark Matter

Our galaxy is spinning like a pinwheel. What keeps all those stars from flying off into intergalactic space?
Priest: God
Scientist: Dark matter

Where is God?
Priest: Everywhere.

Where is dark matter?
Scientist: Everywhere.

Can we see God?
Priest: No, but we know He’s there.

Can we see dark matter?
Scientist: No, but we know it’s there.

Can we touch God?
Priest: No.

Can we touch dark matter?
Scientist: No.

Is God here now?
Priest: God is in us and all around us.

Is dark matter here now?
Scientist: Dark matter is in us and all around us.

So God hasn’t normal flesh.
Priest: Correct.

So dark matter isn’t normal matter.
Scientist: Correct.

Where did God come from?
Priest: It’s a mystery.

Where did dark matter come from?
Scientist: It’s a mystery.

How do we know God exists?
Priest: Without him the galaxies would fly apart.

How do we know dark matter exists?
Scientist: Without it the galaxies would fly apart.

I've recently found a love for adult coloring books and got to say, I would love a Repairman Jack/Adversary Cycle coloring book. Also a calendar. Any chance either of these items will ever exist?

I have been gone for a VERY long time! How is President Reagan doing?

I've been doing a little research and thought I'd catalog all the Infernals I know. Here (in no particular order) are six of them.

The Lillitongue of Gefreda – brings someone…somewhere (see Infernal)
The Kislival – “the Cleaner” – sends things…somewhere (see "The Cleaning Machine")
The Phedro - Jacob Prather's Mystery Machine (Oz's Device) – divides the veil to the Otherness
The Kaiilu Ėntgab - mini Tesla tower - opens passage to the Otherness (Conspiracies)
The Cidsev Nelesso in "Infernal Night" – hears thoughts
The Bagaq – “the sponge” – reputed to absorb pain and injury (coming - and you know there'll be a catch)
And one more…

So far Jack has seen 4 Infernals: The Lillitongue of Gefreda, the Phedro, the Kaiilu Ėntgab, and the Cidsev Nelesso. And soon a 5[SUP]th[/SUP]: the Bagaq.

Just curious if any plans to write some books on Glaeken? Next to Jack, he is my favorite character and has over 15000 years of stories in him.