You are NOT going to believe this!
I was in Wal*Mart today and all of a sudden two
huge guys came up to me and asked me why I
took that bottle of cologne. I don't even use
cologne! What cologne were they even talking
about?
They searched my cart and asked to search my
pockets. I told them, "hell no! WTF? I didn't steal
any frigging cologne." They told me I had to go
into the back and wait until the cops came and
they would have a police officer search and pat
me down.
They wouldn't take "no" for an answer (I'm a
pretty hefty guy but these yokels looked like
AFL linebackers), and so I walked to the back
of the store with them.
It was a small room filled with hangers and old
metal shelves. They told me to wait in there until
the cops came, then they left. I looked up and
saw a medium sized window that was easy to open.
I kid you not, I pulled a chair over under it and stood
up and opened the window. I reached and pulled myself
up and almost out when suddenly...a guy came back
in and grabbed hold of my leg and started pulling it
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JUST LIKE I'M PULLING YOURS!!!!!!!
BAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sorry. Lost my mind for a moment there...
p.s. I stole this from a friend at Zoetrope.com...she says she first heard
it from a boyfriend back in 1977 (though I think he may have used Sears,
Ames, or Woolworths as the setting for this bit of hijinx).