Hey, look over there! It's a shiny chicken!

But can it, or will it cross the road?

Hey, look over there! It's a shiny chicken!

But can it, or will it cross the road?

Mythbusters's Answer:
If you fire a frozen chicken out of a cannon; not only will it cross a road, it could be a lethal projectile.

Great. Now I'm all distracted reading new chicken jokes. (Oh, there's a good one from the cast of LOST for all you LOST fans)

Mythbusters's Answer:
If you fire a frozen chicken out of a cannon; not only will it cross a road, it could be a lethal projectile.

Great. Now I'm all distracted reading new chicken jokes. (Oh, there's a good one from the cast of LOST for all you LOST fans)

I'm having chicken for dinner sometime next week.

ROFL!

I like cheese but too many calories. What do you think is the best way to loose weight? My favorite form of exercise is swimming. What do you do to stay fit?

You've met me, Maggers, so you should be able to answer that last question---

nothing!

The best way to lose weight, though, is undoubtedly decomposition. It takes a while, and the results are not entirely satisfactory, but it is foolproof!

You've met me, Maggers, so you should be able to answer that last question---

nothing!

The best way to lose weight, though, is undoubtedly decomposition. It takes a while, and the results are not entirely satisfactory, but it is foolproof!

As long as you're not decomposing somewhere near wherever Dead in the Water is set because I hear those dead bodies have a ravenous appetite.

I'm having chicken for dinner sometime next week.

Dammit, Scott. You just made me remember that I have to figure out what to do with the chicken I thawed out for dinner tonight! :mad:

Dammit, Scott. You just made me remember that I have to figure out what to do with the chicken I thawed out for dinner tonight! :mad:

They're a lot more lethal still frozen or raw, cooking them tends to eliminate the hazards chickens present.

I'm having chicken for dinner sometime next week.

I never have chickens for dinner; sometimes family, and less often friends. I don't really know any chickens that well. There was this guy locally who knew chickens in the biblical sense. I have definitely never known any chickens that well.

I never have chickens for dinner; sometimes family, and less often friends. I don't really know any chickens that well. There was this guy locally who knew chickens in the biblical sense. I have definitely never known any chickens that well.

You strike me as more of a rooster guy.

Isn't "chicken" a really funny word? I think so.