The 5000th Thread

webby 03-02-2007, 01:16 AM

#41

Biggles Wrote:...Why is it that we can never seem to stay focused on one topic?

They say I have A.D.H.D. they just don't understand... Oh look, a chicken! Big Grin

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webby 03-02-2007, 01:27 AM

#42

Ken Valentine Wrote:Did I mention that when my eyebrows are long enough for a comb-back, I plan to dye them carrot red?

Ken V.

yikes.

Maggers 03-02-2007, 01:32 AM

#43

webby Wrote: yikes.

Yikes is right. I bet Paul is rolling his eyes reading this thread wondering how it went so wrong....so wrong....especially since he began it. Big Grin

Someone, I forget who, said a long time ago that we're people who love bright shiny things....just dangle a little something in front of our eyes, and we're off to the races.

This post was last modified: 03-02-2007, 01:34 AM by Maggers.

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Ken Valentine 03-02-2007, 03:18 AM

#44

Maggers Wrote:Someone, I forget who, said a long time ago that we're people who love bright shiny things....

Kinda like squirrels . . . or is it pack rats?

Ken V.

Jay #1 03-02-2007, 03:28 AM

#45

*snort* i have it. Though I have more control these days.

You say, "Oh look a chicken"

when I was a kid it was "Oh look a chicken. Here chicken. Is that a worm? I like worms. Aw the chicken laid an egg, can I have some scrambled eggs mommy? Ooh, star trek is on"

webby Wrote:They say I have A.D.H.D. they just don't understand... Oh look, a chicken!

Scott Miller 03-02-2007, 07:14 AM

#46

Auskar Wrote:AAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!

I use my beard trimmer (occasionally) for the same thing. Gotsta get rid of those wild hairs that SPROUT like skinny beanstalks to nowwhere.

I'll never slip NOW, though. Not after your story.

I didn't really slip, my guard didn't work properly so it can still be a safe practice. And SPROUT they do. You'd think you might notice them growing, but no, suddenly you wake up with a wind-blown woolly caterpillar over your eyes.

Maggers Wrote:Scott, that's hilarious. Which half, the outer or the inner?

It was the inner part of above my right eye. Thankfully my hair is pretty fine and it wasn't that noticeable unless you were really looking. One of the few times my astonishing good looks weren't a blessing. Wink

Scott

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Scott Miller 03-02-2007, 07:19 AM

#47

Whats up, playahs. Sorry, just saw my Ali G Show and this thread kinda reminds me of one of his interviews.

What do people got against bright, shiny things anyway; I say lets form a bright, shiny things advocacy group. We'll be B.right A.nd S.hiny T.hings A.re R.eally D.ecent S.

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Scott

Jesus died for your sins, get your money's worth. Chad Daniels

Dave F 03-02-2007, 03:29 PM

#48

Ken Valentine Wrote:Wine? Cheese? Please tell me you don't drive a Volvo. Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.

Ken V.

I used to!

But I traded for a Zafira

Jsut call me family man

And yes I have some slippers - but no pipe

The artist formally known as Britfan

webby 03-02-2007, 03:47 PM

#49

Ken Valentine Wrote:Kinda like squirrels . . . or is it pack rats?

Ken V.

Or magpies?

I love shiny things. Big Grin

Maggers 03-02-2007, 05:25 PM

#50

webby Wrote:Or magpies?

I love shiny things.

Hey, look over there! It's a shiny chicken!