Britfan Wrote:OK here goes - I feel a bit nervous having seen the quality of Dave's suggestion. I am sure Jack would find his way out of this - but here goes (be gentle!!!!!!!!!)
Dear Mr Tyleski
Except we both know that isn’t your real name, so I hope you won’t mind if I just call you Jack. I was sorry to hear of the death of your father, Jack, but I have to say that was a lovely send off you gave him down in Johnson and your choice of headstone was very tasteful. Incidentally Jack, nice family name, have you ever tried to trace it’s origins.
Anyway, Jack, to business. It appears I have been doing you a favor for some time, and now it is time you repaid the compliment.
I have a little problem with a wannabe politician who is spreading fear and hatred of the organized crime fraternity. He is even going so far as to suggest vigilantes should take up arms and take direct action. Now all of this is very bad for business, and I am therefore seeking a terminal solution to the activities of Mr Al Roams.
I understand you respect your privacy Jack, I am therefore sure you would not want certain government agencies to learn of our little agreement, or of your past. I could of course threaten Gia or the delightful Vicky, but that would be so crass.
I have placed a copy of my “Jack” file in a safe place, if anything should happen to me or if Mr Roams is not terminated by 1.00pm on Thursday your file will be passed to the relevant authorities.
I understand there are quite a few people keen to “entertain” you on the inside.
Should your carry out my favor, I will consider us even. But do please try to avoid any further parking tickets.
Yours sincerely
Mr V Donato
Ps That is a very nice car you drive Jack.
WR.PARK Wrote:NewYorkJoe: I never accused you and FPW of being dishonest--merely that the cloud that FPW warned about was formed when you were mentioned in his acknowledgement and then you won the contest.`
Question: Are you still working in that Turkish Bath? I understand that it takes former copywriters longer than most to sweat it out of their system.
NewYorkjoe Wrote:Sorry, but I disagree.I am not at all sorry that I disagree with you on just about every point of existance, nor do I give a hoot and a hoorah what you think about what I think. I suspect the same is true for you. So let's end this "shit discussion," to quote another board member writing about your posts.
WR.PARK Wrote:The answer to your question, Joe, is NO! And my further recommendation is that you run as fast as you can back to the Turkish bath and take a much-needed dunk. But you had better stick your fingers in your ears so the water doesn't rush in, or you might never surface. And what a loss that would be.You are a quick AND EXCELLENT judge of character! :p
And I told you in my last message how and why I reacted. You can read into it anything you want. Soap yourself real good!
Maggers Wrote:I am not at all sorry that I disagree with you on just about every point of existance, nor do I give a hoot and a hoorah what you think about what I think. I suspect the same is true for you. So let's end this "shit discussion," to quote another board member writing about your posts.
I still think Dave's suggestion was fabulous and yours wasn't. But hey, it's not my money and not my contest.
Britfan Wrote:Sunny my @r$e! :pWell, there's as much of a chance of it being sunny at this time of night than there is during the day! And if I keep telling myself it's sunny then I might start believing it!
I'm moving nearer you if it is still sunny at this time mate
WR.PARK Wrote:The answer to your question, Joe, is NO! And my further recommendation is that you run as fast as you can back to the Turkish bath and take a much-needed dunk. But you had better stick your fingers in your ears so the water doesn't rush in, or you might never surface. And what a loss that would be.
And I told you in my last message how and why I reacted. You can read into it anything you want. Soap yourself real good!