The Mad American Wrote:Detective: "Got anything for us to go on in this murder doc?"
ME: "Well, we are still working on it but one thing we are certain of is the killer must have liked Cheetos due to the presence of orange Cheetos dust on all the wounds......."
Lisa Wrote:Auskar, CSI: Miami is a COMEDY. Don't tell me it's not because I won't believe you.It could also be considered a form of torture.
"Thiiiiiis... looks like a... MURRRRRR-derrrr."
Lisa
Scott Miller Wrote:Detective: "It was Chester!"
Keith the Elder Wrote:LOL. I completely forgot about ChesterThat's why he will get away with ..... MURRRRR-DDDEEEERRRRRR!!!
Peter Wrote:My favourite. We know it is a spooky old castle. We know bad things have happened here. We know the last group of explorers were never heard from again. There are six of us. I know, lets split up! Good move.
Alan Wrote:My first instinct when the page opened up was, "hey, she's kind of cute in a jock girl sort of way." Then I read the article. I think I need to go brush my teeth now.
jimbow8 Wrote:It could also be considered a form of torture.
Watching David Caruso act makes me want to staple my eyes shut and fill my ears with molten steel.
The Mad American Wrote:One of the cliches that has always kind of stuck in my craw is the Coroner/Medical examiner eating thing. In a ton of movies and TV shows if there is a scene were someone needs to visit the Coroner/ME to get information about a particularly gruesome death, the Coroner/ME munching on some food as he/she deals with this nasty corpse is really over done. Not only is this stupid but if they are doing an examination for legal or medical purposes the presence of food in the area has the potential to contaminate the evidence/corpse.
KRW Wrote:How did the "General Lee" always look perfect in every show and why didn't they actually kill off J.R.? Why does the bad guy always have to explain his plan before he tries to kill the good guy? And going back to the old westerns, why did they throw the bullets out of their guns and they never had to reload plus their horses never became tired? Was "Flipper" just an aquatic form of "Lassie" or was "Lassie" a land based "Flipper"? Why do women always scream and jump upon a chair when they see a mouse and why is it always the man who sets the mouse traps? And the biggest question of all, How did Indiana Jones keep his hat through all three movies? :confused: