So true! Me, I rely on a Winchester 320 .22 and a Wham-O slingshot as backup.

I just hit people with a stick. Or my head. The handgun slide into the side of the desk is in case of zombie apocalypse, or someone armed with something at a distance.

I just hit people with a stick. Or my head. The handgun slide into the side of the desk is in case of zombie apocalypse, or someone armed with something at a distance.

A cop friend of mine told me pistol rounds don't bother zombies a bit. During the last apocalypse four months ago, a zombie climbed his fire escape and burst into his apartment while he was enjoying a, uh, romantic moment with his girlfriend. His service pistol did nada. He finally got the better of the brute by jamming a lit highway flare into its decaying chest. That did the job, but man, did he get grief from his landlord and the neighbors over the stench.

Some days, you just can't win.

A cop friend of mine told me pistol rounds don't bother zombies a bit. During the last apocalypse four months ago, a zombie climbed his fire escape and burst into his apartment while he was enjoying a, uh, romantic moment with his girlfriend. His service pistol did nada. He finally got the better of the brute by jamming a lit highway flare into its decaying chest. That did the job, but man, did he get grief from his landlord and the neighbors over the stench.

Some days, you just can't win.

That wasn't a zombie, that was a ghoul.

Zombies you can't stop till you hit'em blunt against the head.

That wasn't a zombie, that was a ghoul.

Zombies you can't stop till you hit'em blunt against the head.

The coroner called it a zombie, but who knows? Maybe Brian the Cop was just improving his story.

The coroner called it a zombie, but who knows? Maybe Brian the Cop was just improving his story.

Sppth, that was a coroner. He handles the dead. Not the undead.

*DUN DUN DUUUUUUN*


.... How did this thread get so derailed?

Definately Abe's [SPOILER]dead [/SPOILER]proffesor who only [SPOILER]spoke in numbers divisible by 7 (if I remember correctly). Why and what does it mean?[/SPOILER] That and More about Johan [SPOILER]the Evil One and how he is involved.[/SPOILER] And how Edward Bertolli (?)[SPOILER] discovered the Ceromony,[/SPOILER] and more [SPOILER]about the first age.[/SPOILER] That and what happened to [SPOILER]Tom jr (but I'm not counting on that) an[/SPOILER]d maybe more about the other 6 [SPOILER]infernals. [/SPOILER]I think that is it.

Sppth, that was a coroner. He handles the dead. Not the undead.

*DUN DUN DUUUUUUN*


.... How did this thread get so derailed?

Well, the whateveritwas was beyond re-animation after the flare. So I guess that counts as "dead".

Threads twirl 4th-dimensional hula hoops all the time here, Capo. It's part of the fun.

Well, the whateveritwas was beyond re-animation after the flare. So I guess that counts as "dead".

Threads twirl 4th-dimensional hula hoops all the time here, Capo. It's part of the fun.

I wasn't complaining in the least. Having fun I be.

Just confused as how we go from wrapping up lose subplots to identifying ghouls/zombies.

What's the real story with Srem, and whatever happened to her?

Why did Jack's mom call him her "miracle" boy? Is there more to it than just a later in life pregnancy? I'm sure it must be more, so...