Bluesman Mike Lindner Wrote:So true! Me, I rely on a Winchester 320 .22 and a Wham-O slingshot as backup.
Capo Del Bandito Wrote:I just hit people with a stick. Or my head. The handgun slide into the side of the desk is in case of zombie apocalypse, or someone armed with something at a distance.
Bluesman Mike Lindner Wrote:A cop friend of mine told me pistol rounds don't bother zombies a bit. During the last apocalypse four months ago, a zombie climbed his fire escape and burst into his apartment while he was enjoying a, uh, romantic moment with his girlfriend. His service pistol did nada. He finally got the better of the brute by jamming a lit highway flare into its decaying chest. That did the job, but man, did he get grief from his landlord and the neighbors over the stench.
Some days, you just can't win.
Capo Del Bandito Wrote:That wasn't a zombie, that was a ghoul.
Zombies you can't stop till you hit'em blunt against the head.
Bluesman Mike Lindner Wrote:The coroner called it a zombie, but who knows? Maybe Brian the Cop was just improving his story.
Capo Del Bandito Wrote:Sppth, that was a coroner. He handles the dead. Not the undead.
*DUN DUN DUUUUUUN*
.... How did this thread get so derailed?
Bluesman Mike Lindner Wrote:Well, the whateveritwas was beyond re-animation after the flare. So I guess that counts as "dead".
Threads twirl 4th-dimensional hula hoops all the time here, Capo. It's part of the fun.