I don't even want to think about what you might have told him. :p

You women share, don't you? I just gave Mike some tips, just not my best ones.

You women share, don't you? I just gave Mike some tips, just not my best ones.

And I'll remember them too, Brian. Thank you! Might save my life some night in the sleazy joints I like.

"Mike, always remember--in a knife fight, make the other guy think you've got =two= knives, one in each hand. And screaming, "I'm sorry, man!" will make confuse him for half-a-second.

That's when you chop him down."

I'm curious how women think about things. I'm 55, and still haven't figgered it out.

Uh...huh. I could see that.

But maybe women prefer guys who say, "Fuck you, bitch!--me and the boys are gonna start a fight at the hockey game. You better be here when I get home, bitch!--cold beer for me and your legs spread!"

A prime example of how not to talk with a woman...let alone anyone.

Don't go in there, it's dark.

"Don't got in there doc, it's dark."...almost...so close.

You women share, don't you? I just gave Mike some tips, just not my best ones.

Oooh. I was thinking it was a detailed explanation of why we loves the vamps.

Oooh. I was thinking it was a detailed explanation of why we loves the vamps.

He's just smiling....could be.

He's just smiling....could be.

Which begs the question... was that more than Blues wanted to know, or exactly what he was fishing for? Or it would beg the question, if I really cared. (And yes, I guess it looks like I cared enough to type all this... but I'm just bored.)

Whichever it might have been. Maybe it gave him a clue....doubtful...but hey...who knows.

Whichever it might have been. Maybe it gave him a clue....doubtful...but hey...who knows.

I'd like "Why Women Love Vamps" for $100, Alex.

I'd like "Why Women Love Vamps" for $100, Alex.

And the answer is........

What is.....they're not telling!