I have never, ever heard a vampire say such a thing. :eek:

And there's part of your answer, by the way. :p

What do they say, Noelie?

What do they say, Noelie?

Well, here's a good one: "I have crossed oceans of time to find you." That's not remotely like, "Fetch me a beer," now is it?

Well, here's a good one: "I have crossed oceans of time to find you." That's not remotely like, "Fetch me a beer," now is it?

No, it's not. But the crude guy who sez, "Fetch me a fucking beer" will fight a vampire to the death to protect you.

No, it's not. But the crude guy who sez, "Fetch me a fucking beer" will fight a vampire to the death to protect you.

That's assuming I'd need protecting, right?

[quote=Noelie]That's assuming I'd need protecting, right

Yes. See, Noelie, guys are hardwired to protect women and children. A simple fact. The woman and children might not want or need protection, but that's how us guys operate. (There are exceptions, of course.) If I saw you, or any woman, being attacked by a vampire, I would
1)Say "Well, fuck me! Vampires getting bold!"
2)Search my pockets for my silver cross. In the pawnshop again? Well, then
3)Call on Saint Michael, whom even Satan fears, and launch a kamikaze attack to get the vampire away

But that's just me.

You want inside my head Blues? It's not nice in there.

Don't go in there, it's dark.

It's difficult to explain to a guy. If you push it...you'll not like my answer....I've explained it to Brian...he thought I was nuts.

Well, I understand it. It's still nuts.

Don't go in there, it's dark.



Well, I understand it. It's still nuts.

AHEM!, ah well...I heard there was an interesting chess match in a small Balkan republic a few weeks ago...

(So, uh, Brian...what's the deal?)

She likes Bugs Bunny Mike, she'll get it.

Yes. See, Noelie, guys are hardwired to protect women and children. A simple fact. The woman and children might not want or need protection, but that's how us guys operate. (There are exceptions, of course.) If I saw you, or any woman, being attacked by a vampire, I would
1)Say "Well, fuck me! Vampires getting bold!"
2)Search my pockets for my silver cross. In the pawnshop again? Well, then
3)Call on Saint Michael, whom even Satan fears, and launch a kamikaze attack to get the vampire away

But that's just me.

Understood. However, neither cobalt nor I are speaking of being attacked, or at least not in the sense that I think you mean it. And it certainly wouldn't be happening in public (though I'd make an exception for Eric. :p ).

I still don't understand the fasination with Eric.