Auskar Wrote:Zombies eat people.
Yeah...that's what I thought...:eek:
But let's say the zombies and the vampires triumph. Could zombies gain their nourishment from vampires? Could vampires drink deep from zombie veins?
Neither seems likely. I guess that means we're safe.:p
Kenji Wrote:Today I saw "The House Where Evil Dwells" on used VHS tape (below), and now I can say definitely "THIS IS WORST MOVIE EVER" in my life!
Ted Fletcher is writer, and he visit to Japan to write a book, taking with him his wife Laura and their daughter Amy. Ted's friend, Alex who works for the American consulate. He finds them a cottage in Kyoto. 140 years earlier in the cottage, a samurai killed his wife after finding her in bed with one of his students. The ghosts of the samurai, the wife and the lover now emerge to haunt them.
I've never seen stupid horror movie like this "The House Where Evil Dwells". It was like a worst version of "Amityville Horror".
But......this is also too funny, so I enjoyed some scenes. :p
It looks like he's trying to get some action before the ghosts get them. Guys are just shamefully horny...
They passed an old woman who was just opening the door of a brown Cadillac. An old man was already sitting in the passenger seat. The car had a personalized plate with the letters “J-U-S-P-R-A-Y”.
“That stuff work?” Israel said to her.
“‘Scuse me?” the little old woman said, clutching her keys.
“The spray. Does it keep them away?”
“Keep who away?” She looked confused.
“I gotcha.” Israel gave her a conspiratorial wink.
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I agree witha lot of the flicks on the list (and disagree with a good deal too). In an effort to give something different, here's mine:
Red Sonja- I'm a girl and I can swing around a sword too (cue Arnie in a brief cameo for validation)
This awfully bad sci-fi movie where the hero fights a robot in his girlfriend's apartment- So bad I've erased the name from my memory, but it was a late eighties flick I'm sure someone who's just as scarred as me will recall.
The Fly 2- Such a plunging disappointment from the first one; they tried to be ambitious with the special effects but, like the story, it just showed ugly. Ugly ugly ugly.
The Ring 2- Same complaints as the first except it did have good special effects. It would have been cool if they'd made a movie version of Spiral. Completely disconnected plot points, violated the rules set up in the first movie and how did Rachel know in the end that she could do what she did (I won't spoil it for anyone who <shiver> wants to see it still).
I would say Supergirl except I really don't remember it other than I didn't like it (and pretty much no one else did), but instead I'll cast my last vote for, in no particular order:
Thelma and Louise- Sure fire way to show up the boys is to be just as bad as them in every way possible and then hurl yourself into a ditch. That'll show 'em!
Red Sonja- I'm a girl and I can swing around a sword too (cue Arnie in a brief cameo for validation)
This awfully bad sci-fi movie where the hero fights a robot in his girlfriend's apartment- So bad I've erased the name from my memory, but it was a late eighties flick I'm sure someone who's just as scarred as me will recall.
The Fly 2- Such a plunging disappointment from the first one; they tried to be ambitious with the special effects but, like the story, it just showed ugly. Ugly ugly ugly.
The Ring 2- Same complaints as the first except it did have good special effects. It would have been cool if they'd made a movie version of Spiral. Completely disconnected plot points, violated the rules set up in the first movie and how did Rachel know in the end that she could do what she did (I won't spoil it for anyone who <shiver> wants to see it still).
I would say Supergirl except I really don't remember it other than I didn't like it (and pretty much no one else did), but instead I'll cast my last vote for, in no particular order:
Thelma and Louise- Sure fire way to show up the boys is to be just as bad as them in every way possible and then hurl yourself into a ditch. That'll show 'em!
They passed an old woman who was just opening the door of a brown Cadillac. An old man was already sitting in the passenger seat. The car had a personalized plate with the letters “J-U-S-P-R-A-Y”.
“That stuff work?” Israel said to her.
“‘Scuse me?” the little old woman said, clutching her keys.
“The spray. Does it keep them away?”
“Keep who away?” She looked confused.
“I gotcha.” Israel gave her a conspiratorial wink.
www.feelmyghost.webs.com
Bluesman Mike Lindner Wrote:But let's say the zombies and the vampires triumph. Could zombies gain their nourishment from vampires? Could vampires drink deep from zombie veins?Vampires would catch the zombie virus. Then you would have vampire zombies. Or would they be zombie vampires?
Either way, you would have an Omega Man scenario. I Am Legend, starring Will Smith. How do the vampires survive and prosper in the book I Am Legend? I forget.
This post was last modified: 10-23-2007, 06:20 AM by Auskar.
Auskar Wrote:Vampires would catch the zombie virus. Then you would have vampire zombies. Or would they be zombie vampires?
Either way, you would have an Omega Man scenario. I Am Legend, starring Will Smith. How do the vampires survive and prosper in the book I Am Legend? I forget.
IIRC they run a Kinko's franchise
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Other worst movies to me....
City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold--Totally crap! Jack Palance played Curly's twin brother. But that was terrible character.
The Haunting(1999)--SFX was very effective, but the movie was not scary at all.
Virus (1999)--Like "The Fly2", the movies which directed by special effect man are terrible.
Hard Rain (1998)--Just only a lot of water.....and Morgan Freeman...Nothin' more!
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992)--Not funny. I felt stupidity only. I switched off TV.
City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold--Totally crap! Jack Palance played Curly's twin brother. But that was terrible character.
The Haunting(1999)--SFX was very effective, but the movie was not scary at all.
Virus (1999)--Like "The Fly2", the movies which directed by special effect man are terrible.
Hard Rain (1998)--Just only a lot of water.....and Morgan Freeman...Nothin' more!
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992)--Not funny. I felt stupidity only. I switched off TV.
The Keep is the worst movie ever not because of all its problems, but because it was so disappointing.
There are soooooo many bad movies it's next to impossible to name just five. Many of the movies on this list weren't intended to be great cinema in the first place.
There are soooooo many bad movies it's next to impossible to name just five. Many of the movies on this list weren't intended to be great cinema in the first place.
Scott
Jesus died for your sins, get your money's worth. Chad Daniels
BK Akitas Wrote:can you believe they made a HL5??? Sad.....
Actually, I really liked Highlander 5 (The Source). I realize I may be one of the three people in the world who did.
But there is one element of the movie that irritates me every time I see it in a film or on TV. Suffice it to say that an element of the story involves the planets lining up (which itself is WAY overdone), and they insist on the astronomical impossibility of looking into the sky and seeing the planets like they are bigger than the moon as they line up. Total crap scientifically.
They also did this in one of the MacGuyver TV movies, the one about Atlantis.
Drives me nuts.
Sean