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Top 5 Worst Movies EVER - BK Akitas - 07-10-2007
All this talk about favorites makes you think about the bombs too. Give us your list!
5) Time Bandits (slugs/ HE created slugs?)
4) Ice Pirates ( a space herpe????)
3) Beneath The Planet Of the Apes (Hail the Bomb!..oh yeah and the destructive device too)
2) The Breed (I'm sorry Adrian honey I love ya but my GOD what were you thinking????????)
and the number one IT SUCKS of all time......
1) Blackula!
once again, thanks to my ex who laughed his ass off helping me come up with these.
Top 5 Worst Movies EVER - bones weep tedium - 07-10-2007
I can't believe you didnt mention THE KEEP.
Silly BK!
Top 5 Worst Movies EVER - Ken Valentine - 07-10-2007
This is not something I generally give much thought to, so my "list" consists of only two:
2. Matrix (or is it The Matrix?)
1. Wind Talkers. I know they had a military consultant on hand, but judging by the movie, they must have tied him up and locked him in the broom closet.
Oh yeah . . . Starship Troopers.
Ken V.
BK Akitas Wrote:All this talk about favorites makes you think about the bombs too. Give us your list!
5) Time Bandits (slugs/ HE created slugs?)
4) Ice Pirates ( a space herpe????)
3) Beneath The Planet Of the Apes (Hail the Bomb!..oh yeah and the destructive device too)
2) The Breed (I'm sorry Adrian honey I love ya but my GOD what were you thinking????????)
and the number one IT SUCKS of all time......
1) Blackula!
once again, thanks to my ex who laughed his ass off helping me come up with these.
Top 5 Worst Movies EVER - bones weep tedium - 07-10-2007
Ken Valentine Wrote:This is not something I generally give much thought to, so my "list" consists of only two:
2. Matrix (or is it The Matrix?)
1. Wind Talkers. I know they had a military consultant on hand, but judging by the movie, they must have tied him up and locked him in the broom closet.
Oh yeah . . . Starship Troopers.
Ken V.
I totally understand Starshit Troopers being one of your all time worst films, but The Matrix? Seriously? :eek:
I think the sequels were shockingly bad, but do you really think The Matrix is one of the worst films you've ever seen?
You've seen The Keep, right? Surely Matrix is better than The Keep? :confused:
Top 5 Worst Movies EVER - Kenji - 07-10-2007
Top 5 worst movies? Okay....
5, X-Men3:The Last Stand--"Dead, dead, dead, everybody's dead! Too terrible!"
[SIZE="2"]4, Elektra--"I am Jennifer Garner fan, but I can't stand this movie." [/SIZE]
[SIZE="3"]3, The Lawnmower Man--"Just one word, 'Crap'. "[/SIZE]
[SIZE="4"]2, Breakfast of Champions--"Too Boring! If you are insomnia, see this movie. You'll easily fall into sleep"[/SIZE]
[SIZE="5"]1, Pink Flamingos--"Well, hmm........what can I say?" :eek: [/SIZE]
Top 5 Worst Movies EVER - Ken Valentine - 07-10-2007
bones weep tedium Wrote:I totally understand Starshit Troopers being one of your all time worst films, but The Matrix? Seriously? :eek:
I think the sequels were shockingly bad, but do you really think The Matrix is one of the worst films you've ever seen?
You've seen The Keep, right? Surely Matrix is better than The Keep? :confused:
As I said, I don't give it much thought.
The Matrix came to mind because someone recommended it to me. And so I rented it, only to discover that I had seen it already . . . it was that memorable.
I saw The Keep so long ago that I really don't remember much, if anything, about it. I don't even remember who was in it.
Ken V.
Top 5 Worst Movies EVER - bones weep tedium - 07-10-2007
Ken Valentine Wrote:The Matrix came to mind because someone recommended it to me. And so I rented it, only to discover that I had seen it already . . . it was that memorable.
My father and I went to the cinema to watch it together. He'd been working all day and was really tired and he fell asleep as soon as the lights went out.
He slept through nearly the entire film, only to wake up hollering "What the hell wassat!!??" at the top of his lungs when the lobby scene kicked off.
Poor, silly old man
Top 5 Worst Movies EVER - phoenix rising - 07-10-2007
Okay Top Five Worst Movies
5.Carrie 2: The Rage (way to predictable)
4.Valentine (Um Mr. Boreanes wht were you smoking when you agreed to do his movie)
3. Black X-mas (what happeed to special effect, did you spend all the money on fake blood)
2.Dracula 2000 ( I love vmpire movies, but what the f#%@)
1. 8 Mile (sorry but I'm just not into the whole rap movie thing... I just would rather watch an entertaining story that has a good plot, I just didn't see that here)
Top 5 Worst Movies EVER - Mike Hanson - 07-10-2007
>5) Time Bandits (slugs/ HE created slugs?)
Any movie that has Sean Connery playing a Greek
slaying a Minotaur can't be all bad.
>4) Ice Pirates ( a space herpe????)
Yep. You nailed that one.
>3) Beneath The Planet Of the Apes (Hail the Bomb!..oh yeah
and the destructive device too)
Are you kidding me? Compared to the next four Apes movies,
this one is a downright classic!
>2) The Breed (I'm sorry Adrian honey I love ya but my GOD
what were you thinking????????)
This one looked so awful in the previews I've refused to see
it, ever.
>and the number one IT SUCKS of all time......
>1) Blackula!
Now Sista! Don't you be dissin' Mama Walde!
Top five worst films of all time
5) "Plan 9 From Outer Space" (a movie so bad it is hilarious)
4) "Billy Jack" (the most pretentious hippy-paranoia hick-stomping
drive-in film ever made)
3) "Attack of the Killer Tomatos" (the only movie I ever slept through
in a theatre - Boring with a capital "B")
2) "Saturn 3" (Farrah Fawcett, Kirk Douglas and Harvey Keitel
in the most ridiculous science-fiction love-triangle ever conceived
by Hollywood).
And the worst film of all time is....
1) "The Keep" - an incomprehensible WWII horror flick (with a
frighteningly misconceived anachronistic psychedelic soundtrack
by Tangerine Dream) whose main villain looks like a cross between
a Muppet and the Michelin Man.
Top 5 Worst Movies EVER - Keith the Elder - 07-10-2007
1. The English Patient
2. Life is Beautiful
3. Brazil
4. Time Bandits
5. Barbarella (After 30+ years I finally saw this steamin' piece-o-sh_t)