I didn't even read anyone else's posts. I know what the five worst are for ME...and they are:
5--Jeepers Creepers. Nonsensical and irrelevant twists and turns, resulting in...nothing!
4--Phantasm. Atrocious acting, unbelievable (as in, illogical) dialogue and writing, and good LORD...the acting.
3--Gangs of New York. Terrible accents, overly "Nu-Patriotic," bad acting from good actors, and such flashy directing. Scorcaprio strike #1.
2--The Aviator. Horrendously tacky, terrible writing, grossly miscast (c'mon, Gwen Stefani as JEAN HARLOW?!), bad costumes, show-offy directing...Scorcaprio strike #2. Good thing The Departed was at least pretty good.
1--Troy. A visual rape of such a beautiful masterpiece, no gods whatsoever, terrible acting (from great actors), boring directing (from a good director), overuse of old special effects, bad costuming, too long...in short, the *single* BIGGEST disappointment of my life.
"...and your last thought is that you have become a noise...a thin, nameless noise among all these others...howling in the empty dark room"
--Ulver, "Nowhere/Catastrophe"