godhatestriffids   03-02-2016, 02:29 PM
#1
I am not sure why, after six years, F. Paul Wilson is once again up to his shenanigans with these horrid plants!

We thought he was a smart man, but this carelessness and general disregard for mankind puts him dead center in "Enemy to Humanity" bulls-eye!

Now, it appears that he has tossed the body of one of his plants into the reservoir! Why not burn it Mr. Wilson? Why not turn it into compost? Do you have any idea what you have done? This is the start of the end! We ALWAYS assumed the end would come from New Jersey, just not like this. We assumed it was coming in the form of Chris Christie winning the Republican party nomination.

We don't understand why anyone would want to keep these plants as "pets". They are hideous, vile, and disgusting. They make the most annoying sounds. They are the pug of the plant world.

We warn you, find your plants and destroy them...burn them!

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CC13   03-07-2016, 01:27 PM
#2
Haha. Can someone please explain the triffidism and why The Man keeps posting updates on social media??

-Just Chuck
fpw   03-17-2016, 08:39 AM
#3
All's well. Be calm. They made their point. We've reached detente. The remaining triffids are nestled safe in their fenceless plot with visions of dead bunnies waiting to rot.

FPW
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johntfs   06-02-2016, 03:48 AM
#4
For my part, if you're going to keep a homicidal plant as a pet, you should at least make sure it can sing.

[video=youtube;7RjFvcw6ToQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RjFvcw6ToQ[/video]
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Enlightenedtruthseeker   10-05-2016, 02:50 PM
#5
Seeds of the otherness?
  
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