Lisa Wrote:Emily Procter ... wild sex on the centrifuge or something.
Why am I thinking that Robt. Williams should paint this?
Lisa Wrote:Who's with me on this?
I'm not sure what you mean by "with you," but count me in.
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Now I'm watching CSI Miami 1st season.
I feel this show is gloomy touch. I prefer "CSI:Las Vegas". But I'll continue to see it.
I feel this show is gloomy touch. I prefer "CSI:Las Vegas". But I'll continue to see it.
Lisa Wrote:I think my Queen and I should invent a television series. Surely one of the big four would buy it, if they're running this crap.
Lisa
How about "CSI:New England"...?
Lisa Wrote:. They could have wild sex on the centrifuge or something. Who's with me on this?
Lisa
WARNING....MUST BE 18 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER.....
In laundromats in days of old, they had a machine called The Extractor, in essence, a big centrifuge. It spun violently and extracted water from clothes that had just been laundered. It was the step in between the washing machine and dryer.
Well, The Extractor was a large round machine that vibrated a lot...A LOT. It was my job to do the laundry for my family of 6. Lots of loads, lots of extracting, lots of vibrating, and if I leaned just so....
Does that count as sex on the centrifuge?
To this day, laundry is my favorite chore.
This post was last modified: 10-04-2005, 06:30 PM by Maggers.
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Years ago my mother used to say to me... "In this world, Elwood, you can be oh so smart or oh so pleasant."
Well, for years I was smart.
I recommend pleasant.
You may quote me.
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Kenji Wrote:How about "CSI:New England"...?
Haha!
Unfortunately, it probably wouldn't be as exciting as CSI: Miami. It'd go something like this:CSI: So, Mr. O'Malley, what exactly were you doing when you discovered the body?
O'Malley: Well, me-in-my buds wah wicked hawt so we went down the pawnd and that's whayah we foundah.
CSI: Foundah?
O'Malley: Yeah, it was wicked pissah!
CSI: Huh?
O'Malley: Wha?
CSI: Um. We found one of your friends' prints on the body.
O'Malley: Yeah, that bonah, he's a retahd, we TOLD him nawta touchah!
CSI: Do you realize that disturbing a crime scene is a punishable offense?
O'Malley: I know!! The Pats suck without Charlie Weis. Jeeeeeeez.
CSI: We'll need DNA samples from you and your friends.
O'Malley: *blank stare*
CSI: *pulling out swab* Here, just let me...
O'Malley: Whattaya gay uh sumthin?! Quayah!
CSI: I have a warrant to...
O'Malley: Whatevah, man. I gawta hit the road, I'm wicked late. Cawl me laydah right?
CSI: Mr. O'Malley, we're not finished here.
O'Malley: Sorry, man, the packie closes in an owah and I gawta take the T from heah ta Reveeyah.
CSI: But...
O'Malley: *exiting* Laydah!
Wicked funny, Lisa!!
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. ... The piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.
~ Howard Phillips Lovecraft
Lisa Wrote:Haha!
Ha ha ha!!! That's hilarious!
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This is better than CSI:Miami. You have a talent, Lisa!
Lisa Wrote:Haha!
CSI: So, Mr. O'Malley, what exactly were you doing when you discovered the body?
O'Malley: Well, me-in-my buds wah wicked hawt so we went down the pawnd and that's whayah we foundah.
CSI: Foundah?
O'Malley: Yeah, it was wicked pissah!
CSI: Huh?
O'Malley: Wha?
CSI: Um. We found one of your friends' prints on the body.
O'Malley: Yeah, that bonah, he's a retahd, we TOLD him nawta touchah!
CSI: Do you realize that disturbing a crime scene is a punishable offense?
O'Malley: I know!! The Pats suck without Charlie Weis. Jeeeeeeez.
CSI: We'll need DNA samples from you and your friends.
O'Malley: *blank stare*
CSI: *pulling out swab* Here, just let me...
O'Malley: Whattaya gay uh sumthin?! Quayah!
CSI: I have a warrant to...
O'Malley: Whatevah, man. I gawta hit the road, I'm wicked late. Cawl me laydah right?
CSI: Mr. O'Malley, we're not finished here.
O'Malley: Sorry, man, the packie closes in an owah and I gawta take the T from heah ta Reveeyah.
CSI: But...
O'Malley: *exiting* Laydah!
That was a thing of beauty, my Queen!
You ah wicked retahded!
Susan
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Insanity in individuals is something rare -- but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs it is the rule.~Nietzche
Insanity in individuals is something rare -- but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs it is the rule.~Nietzche
Very funny stuff Lisa.
A few years ago I was working on a project in Hudson Mass. where Intel was converting a Digital fab into one of theirs.
First day I got there I was trying to get my group organized as it was a ClusterF**k and thats why I was sent there.
I asked one of the locals where the head technician was because he wasn't at our morning meeting. The guy with the total New England accent told me' "He's pahking the caw phakha...." or something like that....I gathered that he said he was parking the car, but I thought the last part was some sort of term for the car or how it was being parked. Didn't hit me until about an hour later that the guy had called me a F**ker. Needless to say he didn't last long when I started cleaning house.
A few years ago I was working on a project in Hudson Mass. where Intel was converting a Digital fab into one of theirs.
First day I got there I was trying to get my group organized as it was a ClusterF**k and thats why I was sent there.
I asked one of the locals where the head technician was because he wasn't at our morning meeting. The guy with the total New England accent told me' "He's pahking the caw phakha...." or something like that....I gathered that he said he was parking the car, but I thought the last part was some sort of term for the car or how it was being parked. Didn't hit me until about an hour later that the guy had called me a F**ker. Needless to say he didn't last long when I started cleaning house.
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