THIS is the monster that ruined a potentially wonderful video game movie like BloodRayne? That was HORRIBLE. Even though I got to look at Kristanna Lokken, (and I think as a redhead she's great to look at), it was horrible. What was he thinking? Did he even play the game? He didn't have to do anything to change it! The game itself had a vastly entertaining storyline! In fact the storyline of the game was more entertaining than the majority of garbage that Hollywood puts out! What a douche.
Look, if you're going to make a video game movie, try to follow the story. If you can't for whatever reason, at least make it entertaining, (Resident Evil movies anyone?). This horrible rotten excuse for a human being did neither. May he die in a fire.
Look, if you're going to make a video game movie, try to follow the story. If you can't for whatever reason, at least make it entertaining, (Resident Evil movies anyone?). This horrible rotten excuse for a human being did neither. May he die in a fire.
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken
Let not thy will roar when thy power can but whisper. -Dr. Thomas Fuller (1654-1734), Gnomologia, 1732
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Marc B. Wrote:And if I was offered the role of director on the RJ movie (which would never happen by the way) it would be a struggle whether or not to do it. Last thing I'd want is to mess it up and piss all you people off.Since when has Dave ever cared what we think about him?!?!
I nominate Dave.
Dave Wrote:A poisoned chalice, you say?Oh, hey, Dave! Didn't see you there. How's it going?
I'd do it, who cares what you all think, Michael Mann still has a career.
Dave
**walks away whistling **
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. ... The piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.
~ Howard Phillips Lovecraft
How long ago did this petition start? Because between the time I signed it until the time I looked where my signature was, (a minute or less), 5 more people signed it. Wow. No one seems to like that man.
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken
Let not thy will roar when thy power can but whisper. -Dr. Thomas Fuller (1654-1734), Gnomologia, 1732
I've always wondered how Uwe Boll gets all these big (or semi-big) names in his movies. Are they that desperate for work? You'd think being in a Uwe Boll movie would be some sort of blight on your resume. I may be wrong here but the boxing match... wasn't one of the guys underage but Boll said okay anyway? And Boll was some sort of professional boxer? That's just really screwed up.
NickelobLight Wrote:May he die in a fire.
Bring out the Wicker Man!!!!
Major K
"He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a Prince." George Graham Vest
"We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet: and, amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us." - Maurice Maeterlinck
Uwe Boll has responded! Check it out by following this [url=(If you're interested in seeing Boll's response to the petition (which is really funny) check it out at [URL="http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/201191.html?playlist=featured]http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/201191.html?playlist=featured[/url]
This post was last modified: 04-13-2008, 02:00 PM by Marc.
Wapitikev Wrote:I don't know...he can certainly do "unrelenting tension" well (Das Boot, Perfect Storm)...and he's tackling a cult favourite with Ender's Game by Card.
If you're suggesting that he's too "big-budget blockbuster" for Jack, I would definitely agree.
Plus he's never done a monster movie (in English anyway)...which RJ1 definitely is.
-Wapitikev
Then there's Roland Emerich, who directed Independence Day, The Patriot, and others.
Ken V.
Marc B. Wrote:Uwe Boll has responded! Check it out by following this [url=(If you're interested in seeing Boll's response to the petition (which is really funny) check it out at [URL="http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/201191.html?playlist=featured]http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/201191.html?playlist=featured[/url]
When I tried to open the link, Internet Explorer automatically shut down...
This post was last modified: 04-13-2008, 01:58 PM by Marc.
Kenji Wrote:When I tried to open the link, Internet Explorer automatically shut down...
Because IE doesn't like Uwe Boll either.