WR.PARK Wrote:Mr. NewYorkJoe: As a consultant, I normally receive a handsome fee for my advice, but in your case, I'll give it free of charge.
If I were you, and I'm thankful I'm not, with that thousand dollar FPW check, I'd by me ma first pair of shoes; then buy one of them bib overalls with the shiny brass clasps. Since ma three month haircut ain't due, I'd get me one of them cute rhinestone clamps to hold the hair out ma eyes so as I kin flirt with Mary Jo who lives on that other mountain over there. Then I'd buy me a case of grandma's lye soap and a stiff brush cause Saturday is bath day. And if I had money left over, I'd but me enough paint for old Bess, ma John Deer, and a bunch of carrots for ma mule.
Watch out where you put your foot!
I really enjoyed visiting your website and reading the settings, stories, and reviews by other published authors on your work. Your post above suggests that you could have a parallel career as a humorist, along with the obviously derivative thrillers that seem quasi-Brown/Ludlum at first blush. It's a shame that I can't oblige by posting some of my own work, but my own readership is rather limited (to a select few, in some cases, whose names or even initials you might recognize).
Most of our fellow posters do not seem to need to trumpet their accomplishments, by posting a link to their own web page, but perhaps their egos require less buttressing than yours.
It is interesting that someone who resides in the avante-garde metropolis of Kansas City gets such a kick out of poking fun at West Virginians, but each to his own amusements.
After reading your bio, if you have ever worked in Manhattan, you've probably worked for some of the same people that I went to school with or for their fathers (name-dropping is not really my style).
Keep up the good work! So far, you are living up to all my expectations!
Fond Regards,
NewYorkjoe