Maggers Wrote:Me neither!
Ah, wimmens! Marine boot camp instructor to potential Marines in their first night exercise: "It's pitch black! You can't see! You're afraid! That's understandable! We're all afraid of darkness! But I will teach you--starting now!--how to make the darkness your friend! How to =use= the darkness! How to use the darkness to bring your team's mission to a satisfactory conclusion! And that means victory! The United States Marines have never settled for any =less= resolution in a combat situation! DO YOU HEAR ME?" Chorus: "Yes, sir!" "I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!" "YES, SIR!!" "Sir, will you teach us to understand women too?" "WAS THAT YOU, SMARTASS NEW YORK JOE?" "It was, SIR!" "I thought so...well, to answer your QUESTION...that's the Captain's job. But he's busy. It seems you're NOT, so you WILL come up here and give me thirty RIGHT NOW!" "Yes, SIR!" "Did I say thirty? I meant FIFTY! But to give you a break, you WILL keep your pack ON!" "Yes, SIR!" All that, just 'cuz a fella wanted to understand wimminfolks...