Catwoman.
I mean, it looks like they were trying to make a bad movie. Halle's hip-swinging fashion model walk whenever she's in that ridiculous costume* is...is...
I'm at a loss for words.
And her cat mannerisms are...are...
There I go again.
I knew it would be bad -- I confess to masochistic tendencies where movies are concerned) -- but not this bad.
*Even her leather getup can't save it.
I mean, it looks like they were trying to make a bad movie. Halle's hip-swinging fashion model walk whenever she's in that ridiculous costume* is...is...
I'm at a loss for words.
And her cat mannerisms are...are...
There I go again.
I knew it would be bad -- I confess to masochistic tendencies where movies are concerned) -- but not this bad.
*Even her leather getup can't save it.
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At least Halle Berry had the grace to accept the "Razzie" award for her part in this horrible movie with a genuine sense of humor.
fpw Wrote:Catwoman.
I mean, it looks like they were trying to make a bad movie. Halle's hip-swinging fashion model walk whenever she's in that ridiculous costume* is...is...
I'm at a loss for words.
And her cat mannerisms are...are...
There I go again.
I knew it would be bad -- I confess to masochistic tendencies where movies are concerned) -- but not this bad.
*Even her leather getup can't save it.
At least Halle Berry had the grace to accept the "Razzie" award for her part in this horrible movie with a genuine sense of humor.
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At least Halle Berry had the grace to accept the "Razzie" award for her part in this horrible movie with a genuine sense of humor.
Yeah, I saw her Razzie award,too. That's why I like her!
Mick C. Wrote:Is Batman mentioned in the film, or is it completely stand-alone?
Bat who?
No, it's stand alone. And I do mean alone. If they were looking to create a franchise, they blew it big time.
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fpw Wrote:Bat who?
No, it's stand alone. And I do mean alone. If they were looking to create a franchise, they blew it big time.
But Batman Begins looks like the goods. Hale is a tremendous actor (loved him American Psycho) and if they stay true to Batman : Year One they have good material to work with (especially as they are forgoing the camp that sank Batman 3-4). It looks like with the addition of Ducard that they are digressing some, but it could still be excellent. Can't wait.
law dawg Wrote:. Hale is a tremendous actor (loved him American Psycho) and if they stay true to Batman .
It's Bale, Christian Bale. I got confused for a second and thought you were referring back to Halle (Berry).
And I totally agree about Christian Bale; I've loved him since "Empire of the Sun," when he was 13 years old. He was terrific in that awesome movie.
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Maggers Wrote:It's Bale, Christian Bale. I got confused for a second and thought you were referring back to Halle (Berry).Whoops. Typo. You are, fo course, correct. He wasn't bad in that dragon movie as well, although unrecognizable under the grime.
And I totally agree about Christian Bale; I've loved him since "Empire of the Sun," when he was 13 years old. He was terrific in that awesome movie.
fpw Wrote:Catwoman.
I mean, it looks like they were trying to make a bad movie. Halle's hip-swinging fashion model walk whenever she's in that ridiculous costume* is...is...
I'm at a loss for words.
And her cat mannerisms are...are...
There I go again.
I knew it would be bad -- I confess to masochistic tendencies where movies are concerned) -- but not this bad.
*Even her leather getup can't save it.
Paul:
If only you had posted this three weeks ago I wouldn't be in therapy today. This was the worst movie I have ever seen. On bloodynews.com there was a post that cracked me up under the "Easter Egg" section of the board. The title of the thread was "Hidden blooper reel on Catwoman DVD." The post read, "From the movie's main menu...press play."
I seem to be on a bad film craze. I don't know what made me rent Catwoman and Black Mask II in the same night.
Tony
Actually, in spite of the fact that Black Mask II had a slightly worse plot than one, I still enjoyed it. Of cours, it would have been better if they'd continued the storyline of #1. They rewrote the stinking thing in 2. Including the past.
As for Catwoman, I never got past the preview for it. For me, the fact that her costume was out of character and it was not based in Gotham, were the two reasons not to. I know, some go to see hot Halle Berry. Admittedly, she looks good in all of her movies. But, when I go to see a superhero movie, I want it to be as close to the comic books or cartoon depending on the situation, as possible.
As for Catwoman, I never got past the preview for it. For me, the fact that her costume was out of character and it was not based in Gotham, were the two reasons not to. I know, some go to see hot Halle Berry. Admittedly, she looks good in all of her movies. But, when I go to see a superhero movie, I want it to be as close to the comic books or cartoon depending on the situation, as possible.
AsMoral Wrote:Paul:
If only you had posted this three weeks ago I wouldn't be in therapy today. This was the worst movie I have ever seen. On bloodynews.com there was a post that cracked me up under the "Easter Egg" section of the board. The title of the thread was "Hidden blooper reel on Catwoman DVD." The post read, "From the movie's main menu...press play."
I seem to be on a bad film craze. I don't know what made me rent Catwoman and Black Mask II in the same night.
Tony