Mr_Falcon Wrote:Ever since I joined, I have seen a lot of buzz around here about a possible RJ movie. Plainly, the fans are excited. Certainly, fpw is excited: you get to see your creations on the big screen, big payday of course, etc. However, I would prefer not to have an RJ movie. Why?
Quote:1- I am not a movie buff. Hollywood in general makes bad movies since the blockbuster mentality took over after Star Wars . Oh sure, I'll watch them at home sometimes, but I hate the theater.
Quote:2- I prefer books. You can't curl up with a movie. Also, I imagine the books I read my way. I don't like confusing my mental picture with someone else's.
Quote:3- Call me petty, but while I don't mind the RJ fan base expanding, I'd hate for it too include the part of the public that doesn't know what a book is. It may not feel as special to me.
Quote:4- Hollywood does poor with SF movies in general, and does a horrible job turning the genre of fantastic fiction into movies. Let's recap a bit:
Asimov- Bicentennial Man- yawn
I, Robot- puh-lease
Nightfall- Oh the horror of it all. Worst movie ever!
Bradbury- Martian Chronicles- who knew Mars could be so boring?
Clarke- 2001- Well, here is an exception. Not a favorite movie of mine (too slow), actually, but I'll admit it is a cut above the rest, and a critic's darling.
Dick- Do Androids Dream- OK- another exception- SF book turned into classic movie.
We can Remember It For You Wholesale- The movie should have been titles "How Ahnold and Sharon Stone ruin movies in 3 easy steps".
Minority Report- Great Story, awful movie
Heinlein- Puppet Masters- this is a joke right? Could this movie have been worse? And such great material to work from. A shame.
Starship Troopers- aka "How to take a sophisticated SF story, and turn it into a killer-bugs-from-space movie."
Herbert- Dune- The best thing about this movie was Sting naked.![]()
Tolkein- animated Hobbit, LOTR, ROTK- Wow, these were bad.
LOTR (Peter Jackson version)- one of the best movies ever.
Quote:So here is my scorecard- 12 classic stories, 3 good movies. And this is not even counting the movies that are so bad I have never seen (Moon is a Harsh Mistress, the Keep, etc etc etc).
I expect a lot of flak, so start firing...
Mr_Falcon Wrote:I didn't list them earlier, but here are specific concerns about RJ that I have:
RJ is a very resourceful fellow. Yes, he is a good shot and a better than average fighter, but he mostly wins because he is first (ie quick) or because he is smart. Hollywood doesn't like this. They either like the guy who shoots everybody or the martial arts expert who can singlehandedly take on 4 guys at once. That is not who RJ is, and if a director did that, it would ruin the character.
Mr_Falcon Wrote:RJ is not a good looking pretty boy. He looks like the average Joe. Most actors are pretty boys. The very few (ie Johnny Depp) can 'dress down' and pull it off, but there aren't many guys who as good as Johnny Depp around. fpw likes the actor who can't be named, so we'll see.
Mr_Falcon Wrote:RJ is, lets face it, a nerd. I like that about him. He likes all those bad SF movies, and I'll bet we've read the same books. Hollywood doesn't like nerds. If they try to turn him into a suave James Bond type... yuck.
Mr_Falcon Wrote:RJ's apartment looks like a flea market meets Hurricane Andrew. Can a good set designer show this correctly without making him look like one of those crazy ladies who have 34 cats and never leave the house? I believe this can be pulled off, but get a real talented artist for this one. For some reason, I would be as excited to see his apartment as anything else.
Mr_Falcon Wrote:Can a good director pull off the fine balancing act that fpw has, namely of the dark, mysterious non-citizen with no name or identity versus the warm, loving, and kind boyfriend/father? Get a REAL good director for this.
Mr_Falcon Wrote:All the things I think about on a slow Friday...

OK OK a statement like you made gets me thinking that, IF DONE CORRECTLY, this movie could be good. As far as the nerd comment is concerned, I wear the moniker with pride and don't consider it to be a bad thing. Some of the coolest people I know have the so called society defined nerdy appetites, such as Star Trek, Tolkien. So, to my way of thinking, a nerd doesn't have to be the skinny, can't get a date guy, with the short pants, pocket protector, and bad haircut. In my case, these stereotypes are true, but I can't just let go of the image. :p