Mr_Falcon Wrote:Ever since I joined, I have seen a lot of buzz around here about a possible RJ movie. Plainly, the fans are excited. Certainly, fpw is excited: you get to see your creations on the big screen, big payday of course, etc. However, I would prefer not to have an RJ movie. Why?
1- I am not a movie buff. Hollywood in general makes bad movies since the blockbuster mentality took over after Star Wars . Oh sure, I'll watch them at home sometimes, but I hate the theater.
2- I prefer books. You can't curl up with a movie. Also, I imagine the books I read my way. I don't like confusing my mental picture with someone else's.
3- Call me petty, but while I don't mind the RJ fan base expanding, I'd hate for it too include the part of the public that doesn't know what a book is. It may not feel as special to me.
4- Hollywood does poor with SF movies in general, and does a horrible job turning the genre of fantastic fiction into movies. Let's recap a bit:
Asimov- Bicentennial Man- yawn
I, Robot- puh-lease
Nightfall- Oh the horror of it all. Worst movie ever!
Bradbury- Martian Chronicles- who knew Mars could be so boring?
Clarke- 2001- Well, here is an exception. Not a favorite movie of mine (too slow), actually, but I'll admit it is a cut above the rest, and a critic's darling.
Dick- Do Androids Dream- OK- another exception- SF book turned into classic movie.
We can Remember It For You Wholesale- The movie should have been titles "How Ahnold and Sharon Stone ruin movies in 3 easy steps".
Minority Report- Great Story, awful movie
Heinlein- Puppet Masters- this is a joke right? Could this movie have been worse? And such great material to work from. A shame.
Starship Troopers- aka "How to take a sophisticated SF story, and turn it into a killer-bugs-from-space movie."
Herbert- Dune- The best thing about this movie was Sting naked.
Tolkein- animated Hobbit, LOTR, ROTK- Wow, these were bad.
LOTR (Peter Jackson version)- one of the best movies ever.
So here is my scorecard- 12 classic stories, 3 good movies. And this is not even counting the movies that are so bad I have never seen (Moon is a Harsh Mistress, the Keep, etc etc etc).
I expect a lot of flak, so start firing...
I just saw I, ROBOT this weekend and I didn't find it as ghastly as I'd been warned. Of course, it had nothing to do with Asimov's stories, but it was an acceptable action flick. Problem is, seems to me, that these days Hollywood is less interested in making movies with a coherent plot and human drama (i.e., characters you care about, one way or the other) than finding a vehicle to hang fx from. (BTW, many years ago F&SF magazine ran a contest. You had to find 2 famous sf titles that, when juxtaposed, would make a sensible statement. The 2 I remember were, WHO CAN REPLACE A MAN?--I, ROBOT and THE LAST DANGEROUS VISIONS--NOT THIS AUGUST. :p )