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Ken Valentine   02-25-2007, 12:31 AM
Maggers Wrote:Hey, we shouldn't knock it. Maybe that's a way to keep FPW writing RJ stories, of a sort. He's doing the young adult RJ. In a far distant future, he could do a Geriatric Jack series. Big Grin

Maybe by then, Abe will have sword canes in stock.

(Jack wouldn't be able straighten up after bending over to access his ankle holster.) Big Grin

Ken V.
Maggers   02-25-2007, 12:36 AM
Ken Valentine Wrote:Maybe by then, Abe will have sword canes in stock.

(Jack wouldn't be able straighten up after bending over to access his ankle holster.) Big Grin

Ken V.

But he can only wear the ankle holster in the mornings before his ankles swell up.

Reading is freedom.
The mind soars, no earthly cares,
no limitations.
A Maggers Haiku, 2005


Years ago my mother used to say to me... "In this world, Elwood, you can be oh so smart or oh so pleasant."
Well, for years I was smart.
I recommend pleasant.
You may quote me.

Elwood P. Dowd

cobalt   02-25-2007, 12:41 AM
Maggers Wrote:But he can only wear the ankle holster in the mornings before his ankles swell up.
And he would have to leave it unsnapped....those arthritic fingers don't work well in the morning ya know.

EWMAN
Maggers   02-25-2007, 12:43 AM
cobalt79 Wrote:And he would have to leave it unsnapped....those arthritic fingers don't work well in the morning ya know.

And he can only wear shoes that fit his orthotics; luckily his sneakers can accomodate both the swollen ankles and the orthotics.

Now if only he could still hear those higher frequencies....

Reading is freedom.
The mind soars, no earthly cares,
no limitations.
A Maggers Haiku, 2005


Years ago my mother used to say to me... "In this world, Elwood, you can be oh so smart or oh so pleasant."
Well, for years I was smart.
I recommend pleasant.
You may quote me.

Elwood P. Dowd

Ken Valentine   02-25-2007, 12:57 AM
Maggers Wrote:But he can only wear the ankle holster in the mornings before his ankles swell up.

At least until Abe finds him a holster with an elastic strap.

Ken V.
Ken Valentine   02-25-2007, 12:57 AM
cobalt79 Wrote:And he would have to leave it unsnapped....those arthritic fingers don't work well in the morning ya know.

Make that an elastic strap and velcro. Wink

Ken V.
KRW   02-25-2007, 12:58 AM
Maggers Wrote:And he can only wear shoes that fit his orthotics; luckily his sneakers can accomodate both the swollen ankles and the orthotics.

Now if only he could still hear those higher frequencies....

And don't forget about his walker, "Ralph". Now if only he can remember where he left it...Cool
Ken Valentine   02-25-2007, 12:59 AM
Maggers Wrote:And he can only wear shoes that fit his orthotics; luckily his sneakers can accomodate both the swollen ankles and the orthotics.

Now if only he could still hear those higher frequencies....

This is all KRW's fault!:mad:

Ken V.
Maggers   02-25-2007, 01:01 AM
Ken Valentine Wrote:This is all KRW's fault!:mad:

Ken V.

That may be, but it's funny!


What's Jack going to do when his prostate acts up and he gets those sudden urges to go, go, go?

Reading is freedom.
The mind soars, no earthly cares,
no limitations.
A Maggers Haiku, 2005


Years ago my mother used to say to me... "In this world, Elwood, you can be oh so smart or oh so pleasant."
Well, for years I was smart.
I recommend pleasant.
You may quote me.

Elwood P. Dowd

Biggles   02-25-2007, 01:02 AM
Ken Valentine Wrote:Maybe by then, Abe will have sword canes in stock.

(Jack wouldn't be able straighten up after bending over to access his ankle holster.) Big Grin

Ken V.

Actually, ankle holsters are best for people who sit. That's why I always wore one at the bench. If things got dicey, I could easily reach my ankle while sitting. Smile

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