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fpw   01-13-2005, 01:25 PM
#1
If this was meant to be a spoof, it ain't funny -- not even in a Plan 9 way.

If it was meant to be scary, it's not.

It is sooo bad that words fail me.

It could have been partially redeemed if the co-captain (a well-endowed blonde named Erika Eleniak who struts around in a skin tight, low-cut vinyl/leather outfit) had found a way to shed her clothes. The presumed certainty of that kept me watching to the end. But nope. Everyone stays dressed. What kind of self-respecting R-rated horror film has no gratuitous nudity?

You are warned. I wish someone had warned me.

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nijimeijer   01-13-2005, 01:37 PM
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fpw Wrote:If this was meant to be a spoof, it ain't funny -- not even in a Plan 9 way.

If it was meant to be scary, it's not.

It is sooo bad that words fail me.

It could have been partially redeemed if the co-captain (a well-endowed blonde named Erika Eleniak who struts around in a skin tight, low-cut vinyl/leather outfit) had found a way to shed her clothes. The presumed certainty of that kept me watching to the end. But nope. Everyone stays dressed. What kind of self-respecting R-rated horror film has no gratuitous nudity?

You are warned. I wish someone had warned me.

Isn't she in the original Under Siege? If so, go ahead and rent that for Erika sans clothing. That movie actually has entertainment value.

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Biggles   01-13-2005, 01:51 PM
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nijimeijer Wrote:Isn't she in the original Under Siege? If so, go ahead and rent that for Erika sans clothing. That movie actually has entertainment value.

Oh yeah, Gary Busey in drag is very entertaining. Smile

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Scott Hajek   01-13-2005, 01:52 PM
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nijimeijer Wrote:Isn't she in the original Under Siege? If so, go ahead and rent that for Erika sans clothing. That movie actually has entertainment value.

This point ties into the sequels that shouldn't have been made. Under Siege was Steven Segal's one truly great movie. Under Siege 2... sucked like the rest.

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APhew   01-13-2005, 02:06 PM
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fpw Wrote:
You are warned. I wish someone had warned me.

http://www.horrorchannel.com/dread/modul...ent&id=180

Better late than never for the rest of you, I guess.
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Maggers   01-13-2005, 02:24 PM
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Scott Hajek Wrote:This point ties into the sequels that shouldn't have been made. Under Siege was Steven Segal's one truly great movie. Under Siege 2... sucked like the rest.

I agree! I loved "Under Seige." Tommy Lee Jones rocked!

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Gerald Rice   01-13-2005, 02:28 PM
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fpw Wrote:If this was meant to be a spoof, it ain't funny -- not even in a Plan 9 way.

If it was meant to be scary, it's not.

It is sooo bad that words fail me.

It could have been partially redeemed if the co-captain (a well-endowed blonde named Erika Eleniak who struts around in a skin tight, low-cut vinyl/leather outfit) had found a way to shed her clothes. The presumed certainty of that kept me watching to the end. But nope. Everyone stays dressed. What kind of self-respecting R-rated horror film has no gratuitous nudity?

You are warned. I wish someone had warned me.

I rented this a couple weeks ago. It was so bad it has been elevated to the status of 'First-DVD-rented-never-to-be-finished' status. I guessed Erica Eleniak would be nude too, but it was so bad I didn't care. If you wanted to see her in the buff, rent Under Siege. She pops out of a cake topless.
Medusa   01-13-2005, 03:27 PM
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fpw Wrote:If this was meant to be a spoof, it ain't funny -- not even in a Plan 9 way.

If it was meant to be scary, it's not.

It is sooo bad that words fail me.

It could have been partially redeemed if the co-captain (a well-endowed blonde named Erika Eleniak who struts around in a skin tight, low-cut vinyl/leather outfit) had found a way to shed her clothes. The presumed certainty of that kept me watching to the end. But nope. Everyone stays dressed. What kind of self-respecting R-rated horror film has no gratuitous nudity?

You are warned. I wish someone had warned me.
Isn't this one of those Leslie Neilson movies?
Marc   01-13-2005, 03:41 PM
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Medusa Wrote:Isn't this one of those Leslie Neilson movies?

You're thinking "Dracula: Dead and Loving It"
Medusa   01-13-2005, 03:43 PM
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Marc B. Wrote:You're thinking "Dracula: Dead and Loving It"
Thanks! Got confused since I never saw either one. Now that I think of it, I've never heard of Dracula 3000.
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