fpw Wrote:If this was meant to be a spoof, it ain't funny -- not even in a Plan 9 way.
If it was meant to be scary, it's not.
It is sooo bad that words fail me.
It could have been partially redeemed if the co-captain (a well-endowed blonde named Erika Eleniak who struts around in a skin tight, low-cut vinyl/leather outfit) had found a way to shed her clothes. The presumed certainty of that kept me watching to the end. But nope. Everyone stays dressed. What kind of self-respecting R-rated horror film has no gratuitous nudity?
You are warned. I wish someone had warned me.
nijimeijer Wrote:Isn't she in the original Under Siege? If so, go ahead and rent that for Erika sans clothing. That movie actually has entertainment value.
nijimeijer Wrote:Isn't she in the original Under Siege? If so, go ahead and rent that for Erika sans clothing. That movie actually has entertainment value.
fpw Wrote:
You are warned. I wish someone had warned me.
Scott Hajek Wrote:This point ties into the sequels that shouldn't have been made. Under Siege was Steven Segal's one truly great movie. Under Siege 2... sucked like the rest.
fpw Wrote:If this was meant to be a spoof, it ain't funny -- not even in a Plan 9 way.
If it was meant to be scary, it's not.
It is sooo bad that words fail me.
It could have been partially redeemed if the co-captain (a well-endowed blonde named Erika Eleniak who struts around in a skin tight, low-cut vinyl/leather outfit) had found a way to shed her clothes. The presumed certainty of that kept me watching to the end. But nope. Everyone stays dressed. What kind of self-respecting R-rated horror film has no gratuitous nudity?
You are warned. I wish someone had warned me.
fpw Wrote:If this was meant to be a spoof, it ain't funny -- not even in a Plan 9 way.Isn't this one of those Leslie Neilson movies?
If it was meant to be scary, it's not.
It is sooo bad that words fail me.
It could have been partially redeemed if the co-captain (a well-endowed blonde named Erika Eleniak who struts around in a skin tight, low-cut vinyl/leather outfit) had found a way to shed her clothes. The presumed certainty of that kept me watching to the end. But nope. Everyone stays dressed. What kind of self-respecting R-rated horror film has no gratuitous nudity?
You are warned. I wish someone had warned me.