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Dracula 3000 - fpw - 01-13-2005
If this was meant to be a spoof, it ain't funny -- not even in a Plan 9 way.
If it was meant to be scary, it's not.
It is sooo bad that words fail me.
It could have been partially redeemed if the co-captain (a well-endowed blonde named Erika Eleniak who struts around in a skin tight, low-cut vinyl/leather outfit) had found a way to shed her clothes. The presumed certainty of that kept me watching to the end. But nope. Everyone stays dressed. What kind of self-respecting R-rated horror film has no gratuitous nudity?
You are warned. I wish someone had warned me.
Dracula 3000 - nijimeijer - 01-13-2005
fpw Wrote:If this was meant to be a spoof, it ain't funny -- not even in a Plan 9 way.
If it was meant to be scary, it's not.
It is sooo bad that words fail me.
It could have been partially redeemed if the co-captain (a well-endowed blonde named Erika Eleniak who struts around in a skin tight, low-cut vinyl/leather outfit) had found a way to shed her clothes. The presumed certainty of that kept me watching to the end. But nope. Everyone stays dressed. What kind of self-respecting R-rated horror film has no gratuitous nudity?
You are warned. I wish someone had warned me.
Isn't she in the original Under Siege? If so, go ahead and rent that for Erika sans clothing. That movie actually has entertainment value.
Dracula 3000 - Biggles - 01-13-2005
nijimeijer Wrote:Isn't she in the original Under Siege? If so, go ahead and rent that for Erika sans clothing. That movie actually has entertainment value.
Oh yeah, Gary Busey in drag is very entertaining.
Dracula 3000 - Scott Hajek - 01-13-2005
nijimeijer Wrote:Isn't she in the original Under Siege? If so, go ahead and rent that for Erika sans clothing. That movie actually has entertainment value.
This point ties into the sequels that shouldn't have been made. Under Siege was Steven Segal's one truly great movie. Under Siege 2... sucked like the rest.
Dracula 3000 - APhew - 01-13-2005
fpw Wrote:
You are warned. I wish someone had warned me.
http://www.horrorchannel.com/dread/modules.php?op=modload&name=Reviews&file=index&req=showcontent&id=180
Better late than never for the rest of you, I guess.
Dracula 3000 - Maggers - 01-13-2005
Scott Hajek Wrote:This point ties into the sequels that shouldn't have been made. Under Siege was Steven Segal's one truly great movie. Under Siege 2... sucked like the rest.
I agree! I loved "Under Seige." Tommy Lee Jones rocked!
Dracula 3000 - Gerald Rice - 01-13-2005
fpw Wrote:If this was meant to be a spoof, it ain't funny -- not even in a Plan 9 way.
If it was meant to be scary, it's not.
It is sooo bad that words fail me.
It could have been partially redeemed if the co-captain (a well-endowed blonde named Erika Eleniak who struts around in a skin tight, low-cut vinyl/leather outfit) had found a way to shed her clothes. The presumed certainty of that kept me watching to the end. But nope. Everyone stays dressed. What kind of self-respecting R-rated horror film has no gratuitous nudity?
You are warned. I wish someone had warned me.
I rented this a couple weeks ago. It was so bad it has been elevated to the status of 'First-DVD-rented-never-to-be-finished' status. I guessed Erica Eleniak would be nude too, but it was so bad I didn't care. If you wanted to see her in the buff, rent Under Siege. She pops out of a cake topless.
Dracula 3000 - Medusa - 01-13-2005
fpw Wrote:If this was meant to be a spoof, it ain't funny -- not even in a Plan 9 way.Isn't this one of those Leslie Neilson movies?
If it was meant to be scary, it's not.
It is sooo bad that words fail me.
It could have been partially redeemed if the co-captain (a well-endowed blonde named Erika Eleniak who struts around in a skin tight, low-cut vinyl/leather outfit) had found a way to shed her clothes. The presumed certainty of that kept me watching to the end. But nope. Everyone stays dressed. What kind of self-respecting R-rated horror film has no gratuitous nudity?
You are warned. I wish someone had warned me.
Dracula 3000 - Marc - 01-13-2005
Medusa Wrote:Isn't this one of those Leslie Neilson movies?
You're thinking "Dracula: Dead and Loving It"
Dracula 3000 - Medusa - 01-13-2005
Marc B. Wrote:You're thinking "Dracula: Dead and Loving It"Thanks! Got confused since I never saw either one. Now that I think of it, I've never heard of Dracula 3000.