Scott Hajek Wrote:Just as long as you don't try dressing in drag and seducing one of the few owners. Like ALIAS with Biggles instead of Jennifer Garner.
Hey, Bro! I ain't shavin' my legs for nobody noway nohow! Besides, with my flat feet (Size 12, Maggers, hee hee), I'm lucky I can walk in my own shoes, much less heels!
No, my seductive charms are a thing of the past (the Ming Dynasty). Now I have to resort to killing with kindness. (Which has two meanings, depending upon where you put the emphasis).