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Sigokat   06-14-2011, 11:34 AM
#1
Funny

http://www.asandler.com/jokes/lists/kirksex.shtml

Major K

"He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a Prince." George Graham Vest

"We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet: and, amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us." - Maurice Maeterlinck
Fenian1916   06-14-2011, 11:37 AM
#2
Jim Kirk is the man

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A-dono   06-14-2011, 12:53 PM
#3
Meh, I always preferred Picard, mostly because Patrick Steward is made of awesome.
Sigokat   06-14-2011, 01:02 PM
#4
Patrick Stewart is the better actor and his Picard isn't that bad. I do enjoy TNG, just liked the list. Smile

Major K

"He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a Prince." George Graham Vest

"We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet: and, amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us." - Maurice Maeterlinck
GeraldRice   06-14-2011, 05:44 PM
#5
A-dono Wrote:Meh, I always preferred Picard, mostly because Patrick Steward is made of awesome.

Hey, I don't recall Kirk being stabbed through the heart and surviving.

They passed an old woman who was just opening the door of a brown Cadillac. An old man was already sitting in the passenger seat. The car had a personalized plate with the letters “J-U-S-P-R-A-Y”.
“That stuff work?” Israel said to her.
“‘Scuse me?” the little old woman said, clutching her keys.
“The spray. Does it keep them away?”
“Keep who away?” She looked confused.
“I gotcha.” Israel gave her a conspiratorial wink.

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Bluesman Mike Lindner   06-14-2011, 06:48 PM
#6
GeraldRice Wrote:Hey, I don't recall Kirk being stabbed through the heart and surviving.

Both are fine actors. Shatner's a ham? You can only do what the writers write for you. See THE ANDERSON TRIALS. Shatner was nominated for an Emmy for his work there.

Acting aside, I think I'd have better adventures with Jim Kirk.
KRW   06-14-2011, 06:57 PM
#7
"The Klingons didn't have a word for surrender until they met Kirk".
Now that's funny!!!
Bluesman Mike Lindner   06-14-2011, 07:03 PM
#8
KRW Wrote:"The Klingons didn't have a word for surrender until they met Kirk".
Now that's funny!!!

What episode is that from? New to me.

Though I'll always remember and love,

"Then let the Klingon and me fight! It may...amuse you."
"I begin to like you, Kirk. And I saw fear in the Klingon's eyes."
webby   06-14-2011, 07:09 PM
#9
Bluesman Mike Lindner Wrote:Both are fine actors. Shatner's a ham? You can only do what the writers write for you. See THE ANDERSON TRIALS. Shatner was nominated for an Emmy for his work there.

Acting aside, I think I'd have better adventures with Jim Kirk.

^ This.

Favorites from the link Sig posted:

37. Kirk once made a cannon out of bamboo, sulphur, potassium nitrate, charcoal and then fired diamonds into the hearts of his enemies. (Need we say more?)

22. The Klingons didn't have a word for surrender -- until they met Kirk.

4. Kirk traveled through The Great Barrier, met God, and wasn't even impressed.

And maybe I missed it, but I didn't see on this on that list: "At Starfleet Academy, Kirk became the only student to defeat the Kobayashi Maru test, garnering a commendation for original thinking by reprogramming the computer to make the "no-win scenario" winnable." (from Wikipedia)


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Capt. James T. Kirk.... FTW! Big Grin

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Bluesman Mike Lindner   06-14-2011, 07:12 PM
#10
webby Wrote:^ This.

Favorites from the link Sig posted:

37. Kirk once made a cannon out of bamboo, sulphur, potassium nitrate, charcoal and then fired diamonds into the hearts of his enemies. (Need we say more?)

22. The Klingons didn't have a word for surrender -- until they met Kirk.

4. Kirk traveled through The Great Barrier, met God, and wasn't even impressed.

And maybe I missed it, but I didn't see on this on that list: "At Starfleet Academy, Kirk became the only student to defeat the Kobayashi Maru test, garnering a commendation for original thinking by reprogramming the computer to make the "no-win scenario" winnable." (from Wikipedia)


[Image: 250px-JamesTKirk.jpg]

Capt. James T. Kirk.... FTW! Big Grin
37. Yes! ARENA.
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