So, guess who had the nerve to show up here at work? That's right...one minute I am sitting in my office all by myself then the next thing I know I get a sandal to the face. which was confusing because the door was locked and I didn't hear him come in.
I stood up and there he is, hovering in the upper corner where the wall meets the ceiling.
I tried to bob and weave but he is a spry little fucker.
Everytime I got close enough to make contact he would disappear then reappear behind me. For such a little guy he has a killer sleeper hold.
I am now just moving around again.
I guess there is a reason they call him the holy "ghost".
Bastard.
I stood up and there he is, hovering in the upper corner where the wall meets the ceiling.
I tried to bob and weave but he is a spry little fucker.
Everytime I got close enough to make contact he would disappear then reappear behind me. For such a little guy he has a killer sleeper hold.
I am now just moving around again.
I guess there is a reason they call him the holy "ghost".
Bastard.
“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.”
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that's just gross
Major K
"He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a Prince." George Graham Vest
"We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet: and, amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us." - Maurice Maeterlinck
AsMoral Wrote:So, guess who had the nerve to show up here at work? That's right...one minute I am sitting in my office all by myself then the next thing I know I get a sandal to the face. which was confusing because the door was locked and I didn't hear him come in.
I stood up and there he is, hovering in the upper corner where the wall meets the ceiling.
I tried to bob and weave but he is a spry little fucker.
Everytime I got close enough to make contact he would disappear then reappear behind me. For such a little guy he has a killer sleeper hold.
I am now just moving around again.
I guess there is a reason they call him the holy "ghost".
Bastard.
The worst thing, you think you got the upper hand on him by taking him out and, voila'! The freak pops up again and starts all over again.
"No other success can compensate for failure in the home." D.O. McKay
"Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected."
~ Red Buttons
Too literal? I'm sorry you feel I have a Literal Agenda!
sal roma Wrote:i certainly appreciate "dumb and dumber" references!You resemble them both...don't you!?
EWMAN
AsMoral Wrote:So, guess who had the nerve to show up here at work? That's right...one minute I am sitting in my office all by myself then the next thing I know I get a sandal to the face. which was confusing because the door was locked and I didn't hear him come in.
I stood up and there he is, hovering in the upper corner where the wall meets the ceiling.
I tried to bob and weave but he is a spry little fucker.
Everytime I got close enough to make contact he would disappear then reappear behind me. For such a little guy he has a killer sleeper hold.
I am now just moving around again.
I guess there is a reason they call him the holy "ghost".
Bastard.
Well, technically the Holy Ghost is like... is like his brother, or his cousin. They're related, but not the same. Sum'n.
They passed an old woman who was just opening the door of a brown Cadillac. An old man was already sitting in the passenger seat. The car had a personalized plate with the letters “J-U-S-P-R-A-Y”.
“That stuff work?” Israel said to her.
“‘Scuse me?” the little old woman said, clutching her keys.
“The spray. Does it keep them away?”
“Keep who away?” She looked confused.
“I gotcha.” Israel gave her a conspiratorial wink.
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