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Tony H   01-21-2010, 04:35 PM
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I have never been on another board for ANY writer where Jesus frequents. While that is quite a distinction, it makes me uncomfortable.

What makes Paul so special that Jesus "Jeezy" has to sign occasionally make an appearance. Where are the mods?!?!?! ...And how can we ban the son of God?

“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.”
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cobalt   01-21-2010, 04:36 PM
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AsMoral Wrote:I have never been on another board for ANY writer where Jesus frequents. While that is quite a distinction, it makes me uncomfortable.

What makes Paul so special that Jesus "Jeezy" has to sign occasionally make an appearance. Where are the mods?!?!?! ...And how can we ban the son of God?
It's Ok Tony...I still wuvs you!

EWMAN
Jesus of Nazareth   01-21-2010, 04:42 PM
#3
AsMoral Wrote:I have never been on another board for ANY writer where Jesus frequents. While that is quite a distinction, it makes me uncomfortable.

What makes Paul so special that Jesus "Jeezy" has to sign occasionally make an appearance. Where are the mods?!?!?! ...And how can we ban the son of God?

I gave Paul his gift. It was his before he was birthed and I have grwon fond of his cute little stories. The Adversary Cycle is THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD! Oh...after mine of course...I still have the bestselling book of all time.

cobalt79 Wrote:It's Ok Tony...I still wuvs you!

He will burn in eternal hellfire knowing that he was loved by at least someone.

Another fine question either answered or sidestepped by:

Jeezy of Nazareezy
Tony H   01-21-2010, 04:45 PM
#4
Jesus of Nazareth Wrote:I gave Paul his gift. It was his before he was birthed and I have grwon fond of his cute little stories. The Adversary Cycle is THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD! Oh...after mine of course...I still have the bestselling book of all time.



He will burn in eternal hellfire knowing that he was loved by at least someone.

You want to take this off the board Holy Ghost? I will beat the holy crap out of you!

“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.”
Certified 100% Serious
cobalt   01-21-2010, 05:20 PM
#5
Oooooo...fight! Fight!

EWMAN
GeraldRice   01-21-2010, 05:21 PM
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AsMoral Wrote:I have never been on another board for ANY writer where Jesus frequents. While that is quite a distinction, it makes me uncomfortable.

What makes Paul so special that Jesus "Jeezy" has to sign occasionally make an appearance. Where are the mods?!?!?! ...And how can we ban the son of God?

Tony, what's your beef with the J-Man?

If I could think of the name of the movie I would have mentioned it here. The one with the gay priest who found hotness everywhere he looked. Including the tight bod of Jesus on the cross when he knelt to pray. That was one HORNY guy.

They passed an old woman who was just opening the door of a brown Cadillac. An old man was already sitting in the passenger seat. The car had a personalized plate with the letters “J-U-S-P-R-A-Y”.
“That stuff work?” Israel said to her.
“‘Scuse me?” the little old woman said, clutching her keys.
“The spray. Does it keep them away?”
“Keep who away?” She looked confused.
“I gotcha.” Israel gave her a conspiratorial wink.

www.feelmyghost.webs.com
Wapitikev   01-21-2010, 05:24 PM
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AsMoral Wrote:You want to take this off the board Holy Ghost? I will beat the holy crap out of you!
Bill Maher just called to say that Jeezy's dad does not exist.

-Wapitikev

Axioms Jack seems to live by (inadvertantly or not):

Why he does what he does: "I chose this life. I know what I'm doing. And on any given day, I could stop doing it. Today, however, isn't that day. And tomorrow won't be either." Bruce Wayne, Identity Crisis

On Rasalom: "Water's wet, the sky is blue...and good old Satan Claus, Jimmy...he's out there...and he's just gettin' stronger." Joe Hallenbeck, The Last Boyscout
The Mad American   01-21-2010, 05:32 PM
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Jesus of Nazareth Wrote:I gave Paul his gift. It was his before he was birthed and I have grwon fond of his cute little stories. The Adversary Cycle is THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD! Oh...after mine of course...I still have the bestselling book of all time.



He will burn in eternal hellfire knowing that he was loved by at least someone.


What? What?!?! A typo by the J-Man?!?! Dear Lord, now I will have to step back and question everything I believe and the entire structure of this great world we live in.

"No other success can compensate for failure in the home." D.O. McKay

"Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected."
~ Red Buttons

Too literal? I'm sorry you feel I have a Literal Agenda!


Sigokat   01-21-2010, 05:36 PM
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AsMoral Wrote:You want to take this off the board Holy Ghost? I will beat the holy crap out of you!

Kick his ass, Seabass!

Major K

"He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a Prince." George Graham Vest

"We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet: and, amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us." - Maurice Maeterlinck
sal roma   01-21-2010, 05:47 PM
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sigokat Wrote:Kick his ass, Seabass!
i certainly appreciate "dumb and dumber" references!
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