Cobalt:
I hate hospitals. They just creep me out.
Sig:
I know what you mean…people die here.
Tony:
People also get better here, let’s not forget that important factor.
Cobalt:
Death is just so random and you never know when it’s your time. Like my classmate Hilda Swinegaarten back in St. Olaf.
Fenny:
Really? A St. Olaf story now?
Cobalt:
Hilda was very popular. Well, elective time came and she could sign up for swimming class or driver’s education. Being as popular as she was she insisted on taking drivers education class. She passed with flying colors and was St. Olaf’s best driver. She drove all over the place and everywhere she went people would say, “There goes Hilda, the best driver in all of Minnesota!” Well, as fate would have it, Hilda drove her car into the lake…
Tony:
Oh God (Begs) Please, if you are out there take me now.
SCENE 3
(Camera pans around an elaborate penthouse suite overlooking New York City. The office is high tech, computer monitors adorn the walls, the color scheme is white and silver, hardwood floors…the office looks like a Mac store. A woman stands at the window overlooking the city. An intercom buzzes…she walks to the desk and presses a button on the small speaker.)
Lysis:
Oui?
(Yes?)
Voice over intercom:
Il ya quelqu'un ici pour vous rendre visite. Son nom est Libby.
***(There is someone here to visit you. Her name is Libby.)
Lysis:
Elle peut venir en jeu. Nous avons des questions importantes à discuter.
***(she can come in. We have important items to discuss)
(Seconds later the door leading from the office opens and a young woman enters wearing a girl scout uniform. She approaches the desk.)
Libby:
Good afternoon Lysis, I’ve come to discuss our plans for eliminating the Alpha Force.
Lysis:
En français s'il vous plaît.
***(Please, in French.)
Libby:
Okay. (Gets an uncomfortable look…her French is clearly sub-par.) Le singe lance sa merde.
Lysis:
Ahh.(clearly disappointed) English it is then.
Libby:
I found Fenny and Sig…the ones responsible for killing my father. I want permission to destroy them.
Lysis:
(shakes head.) Non, pas encore. Ils sont un digne adversaire.
The world is a far too interesting place with them in it mon ami. But, since they took something close to you, I do give you permission to take something close from them. The lives of their two lady roommates will suffice.
Libby:
As you wish.
“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.”
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