Bluesman Mike Lindner Wrote:I do not believe United States Marines wear cologne! Well, maybe =captured= cologne...they do but usually it is not noticably do to all that testoterone....milewinkgrin:
Bluesman Mike Lindner Wrote:I guess, Laura. Do you shop enough from them you get a discount?
No comment....someone might get the idea I'm stockpiling for the end of the world....
phoenix rising Wrote:they do but usually it is not noticably do to all that testoterone....
No comment....someone might get the idea I'm stockpiling for the end of the world....
That would =never= do!:nono:
yeah it wouldn't due at all......I might start getting the funny looks if the saw my secret stash coming in........
phoenix rising Wrote:yeah it wouldn't due at all......I might start getting the funny looks if the saw my secret stash coming in........
Later for them. What are you stockpiling? I got me a leetle hoard of cigarettes and canned chili, meself...
Bluesman Mike Lindner Wrote:Later for them. What are you stockpiling? I got me a leetle hoard of cigarettes and canned chili, meself...
Oh, the usual... Cigarettes, cigars, canned soup....voice activated detonators.....
phoenix rising Wrote:Oh, the usual... Cigarettes, cigars, canned soup....voice activated detonators.....
Fire! Don't forget fire to light up your smokes. I have 14,000 packs of matches stashed. Two weeks ago, the inspector came around and said, "Mike, I ain't so sure about this..." Can you believe that government jackanape? I didn't like to do it, but a twenty changed hands and all was well.
ah yes, waterproof strike anywhere matches......I shall get those as well. I haven't had any inspectors, but then they know not where my secret bunker is.........
You just about killed me with laughter... 
Abe's raised eyebrows caused furrows in his extended forehead. "Five in twelve hours?"
"Oh, and like you've never had a cranky day?"
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Legion Wrote:I guess neither of you can handle the extreme stuff. The Manly stuff. The stuff that grows hairs on your chest just thinking about it.
That's right. I'm talkin' bout Cherry Flavored Jello
(Legion, let's not frighten the ladies. That's ultimate uncoolosity. Cherry jello? Yeah, seems to me I got a few cases stashed in my underground Command Post. But how about--and this will grow hairs out your ears--50,000 Slim Jims? I do believe they will be worth =gold= when Civilization buckles and falls.)