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You're not going to believe this... - Mike Hanson - 06-29-2008 You are NOT going to believe this! I was in Wal*Mart today and all of a sudden two huge guys came up to me and asked me why I took that bottle of cologne. I don't even use cologne! What cologne were they even talking about? They searched my cart and asked to search my pockets. I told them, "hell no! WTF? I didn't steal any frigging cologne." They told me I had to go into the back and wait until the cops came and they would have a police officer search and pat me down. They wouldn't take "no" for an answer (I'm a pretty hefty guy but these yokels looked like AFL linebackers), and so I walked to the back of the store with them. It was a small room filled with hangers and old metal shelves. They told me to wait in there until the cops came, then they left. I looked up and saw a medium sized window that was easy to open. I kid you not, I pulled a chair over under it and stood up and opened the window. I reached and pulled myself up and almost out when suddenly...a guy came back in and grabbed hold of my leg and started pulling it . . . . . . . . . JUST LIKE I'M PULLING YOURS!!!!!!! BAH HAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry. Lost my mind for a moment there... p.s. I stole this from a friend at Zoetrope.com...she says she first heard it from a boyfriend back in 1977 (though I think he may have used Sears, Ames, or Woolworths as the setting for this bit of hijinx). You're not going to believe this... - phoenix rising - 06-29-2008 That was so bad!!! You had me going!!!!! You're not going to believe this... - bones weep tedium - 06-30-2008 Mike Hanson Wrote:You are NOT going to believe this! Pull the other one; it has bells on it. You're not going to believe this... - cobalt - 06-30-2008 ***snicker*** Are you bored Mike? You're not going to believe this... - Kenji - 06-30-2008 Mike Hanson Wrote:You are NOT going to believe this! Oh, Mike....:nono: You did it! :xd: You're not going to believe this... - Bluesman Mike Lindner - 06-30-2008 Mike Hanson Wrote:You are NOT going to believe this! Know what you're saying, Mike. Had the same situation back in Mineola. The two brutes tried to drag me backstage too, but a little old lady shouted, "He's just a little four-year old boy! I'm calling the cops!" Thank you, little old lady! The brutes hesitated just long enough for me to get my electron knife and energy pistol into play. But Jeez...the paperwork I had to fill out later.:mad:.. You're not going to believe this... - phoenix rising - 06-30-2008 Bluesman Mike Lindner Wrote:Know what you're saying, Mike. Had the same situation back in Mineola. The two brutes tried to drag me backstage too, but a little old lady shouted, "He's just a little four-year old boy! I'm calling the cops!" We must have been shopping from the same mail order catalouge.... You're not going to believe this... - Bluesman Mike Lindner - 06-30-2008 phoenix rising Wrote:We must have been shopping from the same mail order catalouge.... I guess, Laura. Do you shop enough from them you get a discount? You're not going to believe this... - Legion - 06-30-2008 And here i was ready to tell you that you had a major lawsuit for defamation of character on your hands and walmart woulda settled outta court for a hefty sum. Oh well. Kinda makes you wanna steal some cologne, huh? You're not going to believe this... - Bluesman Mike Lindner - 06-30-2008 Legion Wrote:And here i was ready to tell you that you had a major lawsuit for defamation of character on your hands and walmart woulda settled outta court for a hefty sum. Oh well. Kinda makes you wanna steal some cologne, huh? I do not believe United States Marines wear cologne! Well, maybe =captured= cologne...milewinkgrin: |