Kenji Wrote:How about "CSI:New England"...?
Pathologist: "Traces of cyanide were found mixed with the lobster roe in her stomach"
Caruso: "Do you think the last thing she ate was lobster?"
P: "Probably, but I can't tell if she ate the whole thing or if she just prefered the bodies."
C "But how would the get it in fresh lobster?"
P "That is your job, not mine."
C (scowling) "I guess I will just have to figure it out. I wonder if it was Maine lobster or Massachusets lobster... " (More scowls) "Maybe the chef put cyanide in the steamer."
P "Maybe"
C "I guess I'd better go find out the source of the lobster and who else died that night." (Scowls again and walks out the door)
(OK, I don't watch it enough to do a really good dialogue....)