Two novelty eyeballs: $6 (for the really goopy ones)
Hot sauce packets: free at many restaurants
The look on a car thief's face when you gouge out his friend's eyes and eat them: priceless
[SIZE="1"]Louis Armstrong: First trumpet player to set foot on the moon.
Martin Luther: Leader of the Protestant Reformation and icon for the American civil rights movement.
David Bowie: Rock star, inventor of the Bowie knife, faked his death at the Alamo to go on tour as Ziggy Stardust.
Don't believe me? Ask any kid who attends public schools.[/SIZE]