AsMoral Wrote:I loved Killer Klowns, though I saw it recently and couldn't sit through it because it was just awful. I still love the shadow puppet part though. And to kill them you have to destroy their noses! Priceless.
How about them putting humans in a cocoon of cotton candy before they ate us? And the giant tent base of operations that, apparently, even a novice could navigate stealthily?
They passed an old woman who was just opening the door of a brown Cadillac. An old man was already sitting in the passenger seat. The car had a personalized plate with the letters “J-U-S-P-R-A-Y”.
“That stuff work?” Israel said to her.
“‘Scuse me?” the little old woman said, clutching her keys.
“The spray. Does it keep them away?”
“Keep who away?” She looked confused.
“I gotcha.” Israel gave her a conspiratorial wink.
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I got all those beat...want to see some really awful horror flicks then check out these (even though they are not "80s" flicks they are still pretty bad):
Biker Zombies from Detroit
and
Space Zombie Bingo
I actually made it all the way through Biker Zombies which was surprising since it was so low budget that it seemed like they couldn't afford to do any extra shots when the "actors" messed up their lines...and that was only 1 of the horrid aspects of that movie.
Space Zombie Bingo...yeah I only made it about fifteen minutes into that one before it got shut off.
In my defense the only reason I watched these pieces of garbage was because a friend of mine is totally into these horrid films and we were hanging out watching them...not enough alcohol in the world to make these movies entertaining!!
And then there is S.I.C.K Serial Insane Clown Killer...I think I only made it about fifteen minutes into that one as well.
Biker Zombies from Detroit
and
Space Zombie Bingo
I actually made it all the way through Biker Zombies which was surprising since it was so low budget that it seemed like they couldn't afford to do any extra shots when the "actors" messed up their lines...and that was only 1 of the horrid aspects of that movie.
Space Zombie Bingo...yeah I only made it about fifteen minutes into that one before it got shut off.
In my defense the only reason I watched these pieces of garbage was because a friend of mine is totally into these horrid films and we were hanging out watching them...not enough alcohol in the world to make these movies entertaining!!
And then there is S.I.C.K Serial Insane Clown Killer...I think I only made it about fifteen minutes into that one as well.
This post was last modified: 01-18-2008, 01:37 PM by Sigokat.
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"He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a Prince." George Graham Vest
"We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet: and, amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us." - Maurice Maeterlinck
Now I don't have an 80s bad movie suggestion, but a bad movies none the less, when I was little, we seen Legend of Boggy Creek at the drive in theater, I about pee'd my pants, I thought that was the scariest movie I had ever saw....lol. I watched it again as an adult for a spoof and was scratching my head in wonderment the entire time at what kids get scared about. Keri
Britfan Wrote:If you "like" Bad Taste I can recommend Meet the Feebles
It is another early Peter Jackson movie
I can best describe it as the muppets on acid
My god, that movie was horrible. I bought it on DVD and watched it and it left me feeling so depressed and dirty. I actually let somone borrow it under the condition that they NEVER return it.
“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.”
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I just thought of one: Dead-End Drive-In. I think it was an Aussie movie set in the near future in which you could drive into this place and were stuck like in a prison. It culminated in the hero & heroine making a ramp out of something and driving over the wall and out. It was so horrible.
Oo, how about "Hardware"? I've been trying to think of the title for the longest and it just came to me now.
Oo, how about "Hardware"? I've been trying to think of the title for the longest and it just came to me now.
They passed an old woman who was just opening the door of a brown Cadillac. An old man was already sitting in the passenger seat. The car had a personalized plate with the letters “J-U-S-P-R-A-Y”.
“That stuff work?” Israel said to her.
“‘Scuse me?” the little old woman said, clutching her keys.
“The spray. Does it keep them away?”
“Keep who away?” She looked confused.
“I gotcha.” Israel gave her a conspiratorial wink.
www.feelmyghost.webs.com
mkmfpwfan Wrote:Now I don't have an 80s bad movie suggestion, but a bad movies none the less, when I was little, we seen Legend of Boggy Creek at the drive in theater, I about pee'd my pants, I thought that was the scariest movie I had ever saw....lol. I watched it again as an adult for a spoof and was scratching my head in wonderment the entire time at what kids get scared about. Keri
I actually bought this not long ago for a couple of bucks. It was cheaper than renting it. I was also scared by it as a kid and now the most frightening thing I find about it is the music...
This is where the story plays
A world on which we seldom gaze
A page from the book of yesterday
Birds and beasts and wind and waterrr...
The horror of that song sends a trickle of pee down the leg.
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AsMoral Wrote:My god, that movie was horrible. I bought it on DVD and watched it and it left me feeling so depressed and dirty. I actually let somone borrow it under the condition that they NEVER return it.
LOL you are the first person I spoken to (well you know what I mean) who has seen it. I agree pretty gross
I just love that Peter Jackson made Bad Taste & Meet the Feebles
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My buddies and I decided to have a "bad beer and bad movies" night many years ago. (The beer won that contest - Cook's Beer and Schlitz Ice were just 2 of the 6 brands that I remember. Every sip caused the Brad Pitt freak-out in Se7en.) Anyway, we found a movie called "The Abomination (1986)" that is still in my opinion the absolute worst movie I've ever seen. Everything about the movie is so bad you can't stop watching it.
"The nose of a mob is its imagination. By this, at any time, it can be quietly led." - Edgar Allan Poe
"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it." - Agent K
Britfan Wrote:If you "like" Bad Taste I can recommend Meet the Feebles
It is another early Peter Jackson movie
I can best describe it as the muppets on acid
I always described Meet the Feebles as muppets on crack...but I'm sure any hardcore illegal drug will do!
When I was in college working at a video store we had this movie and surprisingly it kept getting stolen! After re-ordering it a number of times just to have to new copy stolen again we eventually pulled it from the inventory.
Yes, a truly awful movie it was!
Here's another...Howard the Duck. I don't see why people like this movie so much...its fucking stupid!!
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"He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a Prince." George Graham Vest
"We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet: and, amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us." - Maurice Maeterlinck