Biggles Wrote:Sorry Mike (hides face in shame). I never thought you had little Zach sitting on your lap looking at my posts. Tell little Zach that if he touches you I'll personally come over there, rip his right arm off, and beat him to death with it. Then I'll shove it down his 'troat, rip his tongue out, and grill his tongue to a char broil. I'll serve it with roasted bell peppers, portabella mushrooms, zucchini and yellow squash, capers and garlic in a pesto sauce, accompanied with a good Chianti. Tell him "It's nothing personal; it's only business".
Then ask him if he wants to come over to Uncle Biggles' house.
Bluesman Mike Lindner Wrote:Haw! Let me turn the keyboard over to Zach.
hELlo UNCle BiggleS youKNow bigWoRds like UNclemike butMOmmY says I CanT drink chianti WIne until IM !) 10 THATS WHAT she SatS SAYS when she IS AWAKEBUT DaddY
saysCHUGITSON chug it
Isn't that the cutist thing you've ever read, Biggles?
Biggles Wrote:A good chianti should never be "chugged"! What kind of swill are you feeding that boy?
Bluesman Mike Lindner Wrote:We're drinking Budweisers. He's got the next round.
Biggles Wrote:Budweiser? :eek: You child abuser! Introducing a child to a beer that does not comply with the Purity Law? They put RICE in that swill, RICE! You demon!
KRW Wrote:The two scariest movies of my childhood would be "The Entity", and in a real long second, "Cujo".
Scott Miller Wrote:It was Carpenter's; like most kids his age, black and white is a tough sell. He's already told me he wants to watch it again to get the order of the victims so he can't be too horribly scarred. I'm flabbergasted as to where this interest in the macabre comes from?The original B&W of "The Haunting" gave me night terrors for at least a year ! Interest in the macabre is natural for some, it helps us cope with things that grownups won't tell us about! There are things in the night. It helps to sort them out, so we know how to deal with them. The chances of meeting "The Terminator" are slim, but the chances of meeting, "Give me your money" are very real ! To be able to confront adversaries in situations that you have control over, gives us the advatage !
KRW Wrote:The two scariest movies of my childhood would be "The Entity", and in a real long second, "Cujo".Oh, yeah. The Entity is seriously scary too.