Bluesman Mike Lindner Wrote:"Your mother..."etc. You know, man. Ain't right. I got my friends' the Arvanitises' little guy Zachary with me now while his parents are off hunting for drugs in the East Village. Zach's only 8, but he picks up on things. "What's that mean, Uncle Mike?" "It means you better shut your fucking mouth, Zachary." "My daddy said I can kill you if you piss me off. He said I gotta learn sometime."
You see what you started here, Biggles? You proud of that, are yez?
Sorry Mike (hides face in shame). I never thought you had little Zach sitting on your lap looking at my posts. Tell little Zach that if he touches you I'll personally come over there, rip his right arm off, and beat him to death with it. Then I'll shove it down his 'troat, rip his tongue out, and grill his tongue to a char broil. I'll serve it with roasted bell peppers, portabella mushrooms, zucchini and yellow squash, capers and garlic in a pesto sauce, accompanied with a good Chianti. Tell him "It's nothing personal; it's only business".
Then ask him if he wants to come over to Uncle Biggles' house.