Ok, I have thought long and hard over this, and spent many hours in a caramel macchiatto induced trance state to come up with the answers!
Here's what will be revealed:
Are you ready?????
It will be revealed that Kenji is actually the last surving descenant of the Japanese religious order- this will be proven when we learn that Kenji amputated his tail.
It will be revealed that Maggers was a college sweetheart of Jack's and bore him a love child named Marlosa. She will come knocking on the door at Sutton Street and yell DADDY!
It will be revealed that Webby is actually an Occulus, which explains how she always knows everything before any of us.
It will be revealed that Ken Valentine is a member of the witness protection program, placed into hiding after ticking off one Vinney The Donut and selling his buisiness to his cousin Abe.
It will be revealed that Tom has not passed into the Otherness or any alterantive dimension- he is alive and well in RedHeadMargo's refrigerator, living on chinese take out and double stuff oreos.
It will be revealed that Bluesman Mike Linder has identified and isolated the Brown Sound in his musicical meanderings, and Jack will use this as part of his next fix.
It will be revealed that KRW is a closet Dormentalist with a strange fascination for Pine Lights.
It will be revealed that Silverfish is quietly feeding the funny lil woodland creature with the scarred lip from the backporch- a police investigation into the dissapearance of noisy neighbors will bring this out. Then Silverfish will need Jack to fix it, bringing us back to Jack's new weapon, The Brown Sound.
It will be revealed that Britfan is a secret Westphalen who now wants part of the fortune. Britfan will produce photographic evidence of Rakoshi lurling about the ancestral home, which will be threatened to be released to the scientific community (Brit will eventually do this, and Geraldo Rivera will lead the serach team, Scott Miller will go along as the winner of a national promotional contest Find The Bengali Demon and Travel to the UK Free!)
It will be revealed that BK Akitas' dogs are secretly sneaking off to NY to involve themselves in clandestine Otherness hunting activities. BK will be crushed they didn't invite her along.....
AND................
It will be revealed that FPW is really Jack and everything we've ever read is TRUE!
Bwwahahahahahahaha