Julio's signs.

Ken Valentine 10-17-2006, 10:50 PM

I always got a kick out of the signs Julio had/has in his bar:

"Free beer tomorrow."

"Free lunch: $2.98."

I saw a sign at a gun show years ago which still has me grinning. One that Julio might like as well:

"We cheat the other guy, and pass the savings along to you."

Have any of you seen a funny sign that Julio might like?

Ken V.

cobalt 10-17-2006, 10:55 PM

Credit is trust. We don't trust you.

A sign in a bar out on Key West.

EWMAN

webby 10-17-2006, 10:58 PM

Cobalt's reminded me of this one:

In God We Trust
(All others pay cash)

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It's Thirteen O'Clock
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"I said, Hey Senorita - that's astute, I said, why don't we get together and call ourselves an institute?" --Paul Simon
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"In the final analysis, the last line of defense in support of freedom and the Constitution consists of the people themselves." -- Ron Paul

[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

furin 10-17-2006, 11:03 PM

Thanks to Harbringers I remembered this one

"This place is protected by a shotgun three days a week, you guess which three"

"Honor isn't about making the right choices. Its about dealing with the consequences."

cobalt 10-17-2006, 11:12 PM

furin Wrote:Thanks to Harbringers I remembered this one

"This place is protected by a shotgun three days a week, you guess which three"

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EWMAN

tenebroust 10-18-2006, 12:15 AM

"If you need a penny, take one, if you need two take two, if you need more GET A JOB!"

Make copies for yourself YOU HANGMAN ROPE GANGSTER SCUM-ON-TOP! Laugh your MAD GIGGLE NOW!
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Kenji 10-18-2006, 09:00 AM

*In the rear of the shop*

[SIZE="5"]Do not sit on this chair. This is reserved seat.[/SIZE]

*On the jukebox*

[SIZE="5"]Do Not Play MEATLOAF before sunrise![/SIZE]

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furin 10-18-2006, 09:39 AM

Oh oh, I just thought of another sign!

"Avoid a hangover, stay drunk"

"Honor isn't about making the right choices. Its about dealing with the consequences."

Medusa 10-18-2006, 02:51 PM

The one I saw was on a bumper sticker:

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other mornings I let him sleep late!

thelastvalar 10-19-2006, 02:46 AM

#10

Good food is not cheap...cheap food is not good

And Melkor fled before the laughter of Tulkas, and hated him ever after...

He who makes a beast out of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man