Julio's signs.

XamberB 10-19-2006, 04:13 AM

#11

TANSTAAFL
There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

Hazel Stone

(A true, blue Fan)

Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it. RAH

Scott Miller 10-19-2006, 12:55 PM

#12

There was a bar I went to that had a huge jar of cherry bombs-mariciano?cherries soaking in vodka-with a sign that said "Three For A Dollar Or .25 Each"

Scott

Jesus died for your sins, get your money's worth. Chad Daniels

T-Bone 11-21-2006, 01:15 AM

#13

From "Clerks":

If you plan on shoplifting, please let us know.

I actually posted this sign when I worked in a "Quickie-Mart."

T-Bone 11-21-2006, 01:17 AM

#14

Bumpersticker:

WARNING: Driver only carries $25 in ammunition!

Bluesman Mike Lindner 11-21-2006, 01:34 AM

#15

T-Bone Wrote:Bumpersticker:

WARNING: Driver only carries $25 in ammunition!

Classic!

Sigokat 11-21-2006, 06:04 AM

#16

webby Wrote:Cobalt's reminded me of this one:

In God We Trust
(All others pay cash)

Similar to this:

(for my supply clerks)

In God We Trust
All others must sign a hand receipt

Major K

"He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a Prince." George Graham Vest

"We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet: and, amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us." - Maurice Maeterlinck