Maggers Wrote:the sign is in tiny letters and asks that people using the facilities please take care not to make a bowel movement of more than 8.5 inches.
How do you stop after 8.5 inches? How about diarrhea?
Hazel Stone
(A true, blue Fan)
Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it. RAH
XamberB Wrote:How do you stop after 8.5 inches? How about diarrhea?
Or a lumberjack breakfast?
We discussed this at length on the trip, you should pardon the pun.
Reading is freedom.
The mind soars, no earthly cares,
no limitations.
A Maggers Haiku, 2005
Years ago my mother used to say to me... "In this world, Elwood, you can be oh so smart or oh so pleasant."
Well, for years I was smart.
I recommend pleasant.
You may quote me.
Elwood P. Dowd
Maggers Wrote:ROFL! It's been said that I've got lots of class....too bad it's all low.
Hey, we're all human and we snore, fart, burp, have crusties in our eyes in the morning and the occasional stinky feet.
This has NOTHING to do with the RJ#11 title, but what the heck....Speaking of gross things, on our last trip to Disney World, one of my friends asked if we'd seen the sign in the Jet Blue onboard bathrooms. We were all too tired on the way home to look, but supposedly the sign is in tiny letters and asks that people using the facilities please take care not to make a bowel movement of more than 8.5 inches. I kid you not. Next time you're on a Jet Blue plane, see if the sign is there.
How could you measure.....? YIKES!:eek: Talk about "The Haunted Air"....
[ATTACHMENT NOT FOUND] OMG - that's hilarious! Can you just picture the meeting of engineers, lawyers and PR people that hammered out the specs for this sign? ROFL!
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webby Wrote:Stop this Infernal punning right now!
Looks like you've got The Touch now!
Make copies for yourself YOU HANGMAN ROPE GANGSTER SCUM-ON-TOP! Laugh your MAD GIGGLE NOW!
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webby Wrote:[ATTACHMENT NOT FOUND] OMG - that's hilarious! Can you just picture the meeting of engineers, lawyers and PR people that hammered out the specs for this sign? ROFL!
Don't forget OSHA - I'm sure they had their safety people there.:p
Hazel Stone
(A true, blue Fan)
Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it. RAH
webby Wrote:OMG - that's hilarious! Can you just picture the meeting of engineers, lawyers and PR people that hammered out the specs for this sign? ROFL!
It is insane, isn't it!
We now speak of having to do an 8-and-a-half instead of Number 2.
Reading is freedom.
The mind soars, no earthly cares,
no limitations.
A Maggers Haiku, 2005
Years ago my mother used to say to me... "In this world, Elwood, you can be oh so smart or oh so pleasant."
Well, for years I was smart.
I recommend pleasant.
You may quote me.
Elwood P. Dowd
Maggers Wrote:How could you measure.....? YIKES!:eek:
You mean you have to bring your own tape measure? :mad:
Ken V.
Ken Valentine Wrote:You mean you have to bring your own tape measure? :mad:
Ken V.
Jeez...don't we get =something= for our tax dollars?:mad:
webby Wrote:[ATTACHMENT NOT FOUND] OMG - that's hilarious! Can you just picture the meeting of engineers, lawyers and PR people that hammered out the specs for this sign? ROFL!
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph--I'd love to have one of those signs fer me own crapper!