Jamo Wrote:Chuck Norris
I love his slogans^^
"When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes down the earth!"
But, I would say, stallone, van Damme, Arnie and so on are all good Action heroes
I didn't know there was a list of Chuck Norris slogans. The other one I read is "Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice!"
GeraldRice Wrote:I didn't know there was a list of Chuck Norris slogans. The other one I read is "Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice!"OMG!!! That is awesome!!! ROTFL
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The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. ... The piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.
~ Howard Phillips Lovecraft
jimbow8 Wrote:OMG!!! That is awesome!!! ROTFL
Some of my favorites are.............
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
There is a ton of them!
Ken
GeraldRice Wrote:I didn't know there was a list of Chuck Norris slogans. The other one I read is "Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice!"
LOL That's hilarious!
But, hey...He fought Bruce Lee! That would be an honor to him.
XamberB Wrote:Van Damme never struck me as being intelligent enough to be an ass!I heard a story once (no idea if it is true) that JCVD used to hang around with Mickey Rourke. JCVD was talking shit to someone and started a fight. The guy was kicking JCVD's ass until Mickey Rourke stepped in and beat up the guy.
Hazel
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. ... The piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.
~ Howard Phillips Lovecraft
jimbow8 Wrote:I heard a story once (no idea if it is true) that JCVD used to hang around with Mickey Rourke. JCVD was talking shit to someone and started a fight. The guy was kicking JCVD's ass until Mickey Rourke stepped in and beat up the guy.
I heard JCVD said something deragatory about Chuck Zito and Chuck handed his ass to him. Of course JCVD denied it, but I heard it from Chuck himself on the radio. The guy is big enough to be believed and allegedly well versed enough in several forms of martial arts.
KRW Wrote:In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
^^very nice. But I already knew....wayne...
I do nmot remember my favourite one, perhaps it will come to my mind again
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I got it! This is my favourite one:
# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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1. "Noooooooooooooooooooo!"
2. Maniacal laughter
3. Evil Brits
4. Getting in the tub with your clothes on
5. Irreverent old people (except for Grandpa in "Little Miss Sunshine")
2. Maniacal laughter
3. Evil Brits
4. Getting in the tub with your clothes on
5. Irreverent old people (except for Grandpa in "Little Miss Sunshine")
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