BK Akitas Wrote:This begs for a short story about how Quisp manages a cult-like following of devoted fans.....is Quisp planning to take over the world?
...And Quisp shall be our leader
Luckily for all you women out there, Quisp is single (well, sorta. He does say he has a GF).
Here's his stats from the web-site if you haven't seen them:
Height: 3’11’’
Weight: 43 lbs. on Earth, 3 lbs. on Planet Q, 76 tons on Alpha Centauri
Marital Status: Single. "I'm only 578 years old, which is still 422 years underage by Q-tian law, but I do have a girlfriend, Sandy Rosenbaum."
Favorite Food: "You have to ask?"
Favorite Beverage: Triple Espresso with 8 sugars
Transportation: ‘93 Space Lark 3000 Beanie with only 750 billion light years
Hobbies: Hitting baseballs into black holes, tanning in the rays of a supernova, and eating Quisp Cereal "til my propeller practically flies off."
What else?....
Latest Project: Bringing 12 billion boxes of Quisp Cereal to Earth.
When I’m alone, I...: "eat Quisp through an extra mouth located under my beanie."
If I could be anyone else, I’d be...: "Kronos, Slug King of the Ganookian Revelers on planet Schlek. That guy oozes cool!"
Arch Enemy: Quake, the guy who makes that earthquake powered cereal. He drives me nuts.
The most influential person in my life was...: Quake. He always keeps me on my toes, all six of them.