ISHER SPORT SHOP
WHERE LIFE IS A THIRTY CALIBER BORE

No?

Oh well, back to the drawing board.

Ken V.

Okay, here's some more:

(Apologies in advance if there are any repeats here. Sometimes all my good ideas turn out to be someone else's!)

Eliminate the competition with Isher Sports.

Work It Out with Isher Sports.

Arm yourself with Isher Sports.

Don't give the opposition a sporting chance - visit Isher Sports.

Isher Sports provide sporting equipment of mass destruction. (Not exactly subtle, but I couldn't resist!)

Isher Sports equipment blows away the competition. (I'm pretty sure someone has already posted this, but I thought I'd add in case they hadn't. See how desperate I am to win?)

And my current favourite....

Isher Sports - we aim to please.

Three more with inspiration from the shower:

Isher Sports
"Fixing Games since 1985"
"Gear so good, it's like fixing the game"
"Gear so good, it's practically illegal"

Cool. I love a good contest! I'm bunching up all of them at once (and it will be obvious I stayed up way too late last night thinking! Here they are:

If you don't shop Isher's
You don't know Jack!
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SHOP ISHER'S
Win, lose or draw!
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ISHER'S. Silence the Competition.
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(from The Tomb)...

Isher's Sporting Goods
Where killing is not a sport
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ISHER'S
Set your sights on the competition
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Problem with your shot?
Fix-it at Isher's!
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ISHER'S
We'll get you back on target.

variation of the above 2...

Problem with your shot?
Fix-it at Isher's...
We'll get you back on target!
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OK now here's where sleep deprivation took over...

Isher's Sporting Goods
If we can't outfit you,
it's time to call a repairman, Jack
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At Isher's Sports Shop
Abe's the man.
Can he help you?
SHURIKEN!!
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This one requires a picture of Parabellum (something simple obviously) with a word balloon coming from him saying:
Shop at Isher's
We tweet you right!

...sorry about those last 3!

The Fix Is In!
or
Jack It Up!
or
What We Can't Fix,
We'll Jack Up!


lol
NewYorkjoe

Don't Beat'em
Spank'em!

If It's Not Isher's
It's Not Sports!

Are You Game Enough For
Isher's?

Come into
Isher Sports Shop
Go Out A Winner

Isher Sports Shop
They'll never see it coming

It's how you use it

More than meets the eye

Set your Sights

The last name they'll hear

Come and meet your Maker

Double Action
Single Result

More than just fun and games

When it's personal

The right equipment for the game

When it's Sudden Death

There'll be No Overtime

For those who want to bend the Rules

When you're out of Time-Outs

A.P.E.
(Armour Piercing Equipment)

Consolidated for you reading pleasure

Okay, the powers that be are deliberating. We'll let you know the winner in the next 24 hours.

No more submissions, please.

May the best fan boy/girl win!

Susan

But Paul said a week! I just got here! (Though to be brutally honest with myself, I doubt I could come up with anything better than the great ideas already posted.)

Isher's: Not to be Confused with Isthar.

Isher's: Not to be Confused with Isthar.

If subtle is what we want:

I've got a dollar sez it's: Leveling the playing field!

I don't even think Abe sells firearms upstars, so come on boardwalkers, be subtle

Keith the (overstepping his position on this board) Elder

I take back my previous "halt" message (which I've just deleted). Keep the submissions coming until Friday, the 27th, then we'll vote.

My bad!

Susan