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KRW   05-23-2005, 10:48 PM
How about:

Isher Sports Shop
For players who know what they want!

Cover The Spread
Isher Sport Shop

Isher Sports Shop
We have what you need!

More than just sports!
Isher sports shop!

Helping people to even the odds!

Arming you with the best in sports equipment!

Breaking all the rules!
Paul R   05-24-2005, 06:08 AM
Biggles Wrote:By the way, if Eliot Ness had a brother, would he be the Other Ness?
Damn, I've just laughed out loud at my keyboard!
KRW   05-24-2005, 09:17 PM
My dad has one, but since he isn't a member I'm gonna post it for him.

The Best High Tech Equipment
At Bargain Basement Prices!

KRW
Keith the Elder   05-25-2005, 02:11 PM
ISHER SPORTS SHOP
"Nowhere else you should go"

or

All kinds of gear we have

or

Your (or The) competition should be so lucky!

"Think for yourself and question authority" Leary

By the way, How are things in your town?
Biggles   05-25-2005, 02:43 PM
Isher Sports...
You should go to an Other place?

http://www.northernindianacriminaldefense.com

"I don't always carry a pistol, but when I do, I prefer an East German Makarov"
sll   05-25-2005, 02:47 PM
Biggles Wrote:Isher Sports...
You should go to an Other place?


I don't think Abe would have any reference to the "Otherness", but if he did...

Isher Sports Shop
Like no Other!

I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member.
I drink to make other people interesting.
-Groucho Marx

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than to have a frontal lobotomy.
-Randy Hanzlick
Scott Miller   05-25-2005, 02:52 PM
Isher's: Lifetime Guarantee On Everything We Sell
Isher's: Outgunning All Others
Isher's: My Customers Are Living Proof Of My Quality
Isher's: I Guage My Happiness On Your Results
Isher's: The Real Deal

Isher's: Your Ally In The War Against Inferior Gear.
Isher's: When You're Sick Of The Other, Come See The Light.

We'll Lock And Load You For Any Occasion
Well Armed Is Well Prepared.
GEAR FOR GUYS WHO TAKE WINNING SERIOUSLY
BE READY TO BLOW YOUR OPPONENTS AWAY.
SUPPLYING A NEW LEVEL OF EXPLOSIVENESS TO YOUR GAME.
GET THE ISHER EDGE BECAUSE WINNING IS EVERYTHING.
EQUIPMENT FROM ISHER'S ACCEPT NO OTHER.
IF IT AINT FROM ISHER'S IT AINT JACK.
MORE BANG FOR YOUR BUCK.
HELPING PROVIDE MISERY WITH COMPANY.
BECAUSE WINNING IS A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION

Scott

Jesus died for your sins, get your money's worth. Chad Daniels
Biggles   05-25-2005, 03:00 PM
sll Wrote:I don't think Abe would have any reference to the "Otherness", but if he did...

Isher Sports Shop
Like no Other!

Perhaps, but hasn't Jack explained the "Otherness" to Abe? Don't we all know that Abe is fully aware of the S.....Stuff going down in Jack's life?

http://www.northernindianacriminaldefense.com

"I don't always carry a pistol, but when I do, I prefer an East German Makarov"
Blake   05-25-2005, 04:10 PM
Isher Sports Shop
Keeping Our Customers in Good Health Since 1975!

(or whatever year!) Smile

Blake

Please support Friends of Washoe.
sll   05-25-2005, 04:54 PM
Biggles Wrote:Perhaps, but hasn't Jack explained the "Otherness" to Abe? Don't we all know that Abe is fully aware of the S.....Stuff going down in Jack's life?

Yes , but I was only referring to his possible slogan for the story. Jack would be his only customer for that reason. As a marketing tool you'd want to reach many "Jacks" for a variety of reasons.

I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member.
I drink to make other people interesting.
-Groucho Marx

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than to have a frontal lobotomy.
-Randy Hanzlick
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