I swiped this from another board. There's a repeat or two...
check rottentomates.com for more ---->
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10003186-alone_in_the_dark/
"Saying Uwe Boll’s Alone in the Dark is better than his 2003 American debut House of the Dead is akin to praising syphilis for not being HIV."
-- Nicholas Schager, SLANT MAGAZINE
"This is jaw-dropping, awe-inspiring, 'I-can't- believe-someone- made-this-crap' badness we're dealing with."
-- Dustin Putman, THEMOVIEBOY.COM
"...asking the viewer to accept Tara Reid as a scientist is pure insanity, requiring a staggering leap of faith that I can't even begin to contemplate."
-- David Nusair, REEL FILM REVIEWS
"...films like "Battlefield Earth" and "The Adventures of Pluto Nash" await a film of this magnitude because it gets awfully lonely on the island of misfit movies."
-- Jeffrey Lyles, GAZETTE (MD)
0/4 "On the short list of Worst Movies Ever Made."
-- Walter Chaw, FILM FREAK CENTRAL
0/4 "I laughed. I was bored. I couldn't believe my own eyes."
-- Jeffrey M. Anderson, COMBUSTIBLE CELLULOID
"None of it hangs together enough to make a coherent narrative."
-- Pamela Troy, CULTUREVULTURE.NET
"you need an actor who can make the words SOUND smart, and Reid won't be winning a Nobel Prize anytime soon (she's proof that alcohol kills brain cells … with a vengeance)."
-- Willie Waffle, WAFFLEMOVIES.COM
F "The three stars have seen better days, but I'd like to think they could still do something classier and more dignified than this. Like gay porn."
-- Rob Vaux, FLIPSIDE MOVIE EMPORIUM
1/5 "Obvious dry humping to inappropriate music doesn’t cut it in a horror flick – at least give us some skin."
-- Joshua Tyler, CINEMABLEND.COM
F "Terrible beyond belief, like the worst 1940s serial ever made. As for Slater and Dorff...well, they've been in worse movies--wait a minute, no they haven't."
-- Frank Swietek, ONE GUY'S OPINION
.5/4 "so far off the scale bad that the only possible reaction is to laugh at it -- and I do mean at it and not with it."
-- Steve Rhodes, STEVE RHODES' INTERNET REVIEWS
1/4 "Worse than you can imagine... see 1997's The Relic instead."
-- Chuck O'Leary, FANTASTICA DAILY
D "Reid delivers her lines as though she is calling for another round of Mai Tais for the house."
-- Nell Minow, MOVIE MOM AT YAHOO! MOVIES
0/4 "Laughably bad."
-- Chris Hewitt, ST. PAUL PIONEER PRESS
0/4 "Director Uwe Boll (is) a latter-day Ed Wood who fancies himself a cross between action-sytlish John Woo and B-movie horror-ific John Carpenter."
-- Rob Blackwelder, SPLICEDWIRE