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The horror. . . . The horror . . .
(Have I confused myself with Col. Kurtz once again?)
Keith the Elder Wrote:And another thing: Glaeken has a last name (Vobiskits or something like that)Mmmmm.... biscuits! :p
zincchandler Wrote:don't know if this name has come up yet. i didn't want to surf through 15 pages of people bickering about whether or not ashton kutcher would make a good jack (NO). my choice is Jake Gyllenhaal. he's a couple years under the ideal age for Jack, but i think he would be cool. he's weird and quirky and normal looking. just the way he's supposed to be. what does anyone in JackMessageBoardLand think?
Maggers Wrote:If they are going for a young RJ, he'd be a viable contender. I still want my RJ to be older.
Mike Wrote:undefinedundefinedundefined
I cannot believe anyone would consider Ashton Kutcher for the role of
Repairman Jack. Jason Biggs??? Topher Grace??? Colin Hanks??? Give me a break!!!
As far as I can see there is no mid-twenties actor that fits the role of
Repairman Jack.
Why not just have that guy who plays Fez on "That 70's Show"? (I'm
kidding).
In the words of Hank Hill: "Why not just go all the way and give me a cat
and a sex change operation!"
Why not have Trey Parker and Matt Stone do the film, but with puppets and
plenty of explsions. (Heh, heh, heh). You'd probably have Abe (like Kim il Jong) sounding suspiciously a lot like Cartman.
Seriously, though, it's a shame that the actor's age rules out Edward Norton, Kiefer Sutherland, Matt Damon, or others who could probably carry off the
role. At least FPW said it wasn't Frankie Muniz!.
Oh!!! I've just had another horrifying thought! Maybe Satan himself is
running this film and will cast McCaulley Culkin (Home Alone) in the role
of Repairman Jack. If that happens I can't see Glaeken ever being able
to defeat Rasalom. The "otherness" would bcome too strong to be defeated.
Gerald Rice Wrote:Your mid-twenties actor who wants to play Repairman Jack is none other than Chris Evans. I just saw him in Cellular today. He's the right height, has a good look and is nondescript-looking enough that you forget his face after every time you see him. Here's a pic:
Gerald Rice Wrote:Your mid-twenties actor who wants to play Repairman Jack is none other than Chris Evans. I just saw him in Cellular today. He's the right height, has a good look and is nondescript-looking enough that you forget his face after every time you see him. Here's a pic:No doubt. I have totally forgotten seeing him!