Visit this website. If I were in IT I'd be afraid, I'd be VERY afraid
Check the talent!!!!
http://www.newtechusa.com/ppi/main.asp
Check the talent!!!!
http://www.newtechusa.com/ppi/main.asp
Keith the Elder Wrote:Visit this website. If I were in IT I'd be afraid, I'd be VERY afraid
Check the talent!!!!
http://www.newtechusa.com/ppi/main.asp
That's pretty damn funny. The site is clearly a parody implying that monkey's could do the job of IT support. It gave me a good chuckle.
Tony
Say what?! They are training primates to do IT ? That makes no sense to me. Wouldn't you want to train them to do manual labor jobs first and foremost?
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. ... The piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.
~ Howard Phillips Lovecraft
jimbow8 Wrote:Say what?! They are training primates to do IT ? That makes no sense to me. Wouldn't you want to train them to do manual labor jobs first and foremost?
Nobody is immune from outsourcing.
IT is only the beginning. Last month on a commuter flight to Fon du Lac, our co-pilot was a Rhesus (I think he might even have been a foreigner)
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jimbow8 Wrote:Say what?! They are training primates to do IT ? That makes no sense to me. Wouldn't you want to train them to do manual labor jobs first and foremost?
Especially since most primates are overqualified to work in IT.
Scott Hajek
[i]"A beer right now would sound good, but I'd rather drink one than listen to it."[/i]
Scott Hajek Wrote:Especially since most primates are overqualified to work in IT.
LOL!!!!!!!
jimbow8 Wrote:Say what?! They are training primates to do IT ? That makes no sense to me. Wouldn't you want to train them to do manual labor jobs first and foremost?
Ewwwwww! I would never do IT with a primate! Although I guess that would be called "monkeying around".
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"I don't always carry a pistol, but when I do, I prefer an East German Makarov"
Biggles Wrote:Ewwwwww! I would never do IT with a primate! Although I guess that would be called "monkeying around".
Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?
(*That's as old as the hills, but I couldn't resist*)
Reading is freedom.
The mind soars, no earthly cares,
no limitations.
A Maggers Haiku, 2005
Years ago my mother used to say to me... "In this world, Elwood, you can be oh so smart or oh so pleasant."
Well, for years I was smart.
I recommend pleasant.
You may quote me.
Elwood P. Dowd
Maggers Wrote:Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?
(*That's as old as the hills, but I couldn't resist*)
Nah, more like a zucchini than a banana.
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"I don't always carry a pistol, but when I do, I prefer an East German Makarov"