Keith the Elder   01-19-2005, 05:45 PM
#1
Visit this website. If I were in IT I'd be afraid, I'd be VERY afraid

Check the talent!!!!

http://www.newtechusa.com/ppi/main.asp
Tony H   01-19-2005, 06:05 PM
#2
Keith the Elder Wrote:Visit this website. If I were in IT I'd be afraid, I'd be VERY afraid

Check the talent!!!!

http://www.newtechusa.com/ppi/main.asp

That's pretty damn funny. The site is clearly a parody implying that monkey's could do the job of IT support. It gave me a good chuckle.

Tony
jimbow8   01-19-2005, 06:05 PM
#3
Say what?! They are training primates to do IT ? That makes no sense to me. Wouldn't you want to train them to do manual labor jobs first and foremost?

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. ... The piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.
~ Howard Phillips Lovecraft
Keith the Elder   01-19-2005, 06:17 PM
#4
jimbow8 Wrote:Say what?! They are training primates to do IT ? That makes no sense to me. Wouldn't you want to train them to do manual labor jobs first and foremost?


Nobody is immune from outsourcing.
IT is only the beginning. Last month on a commuter flight to Fon du Lac, our co-pilot was a Rhesus (I think he might even have been a foreigner)
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Scott Hajek   01-19-2005, 06:51 PM
#5
jimbow8 Wrote:Say what?! They are training primates to do IT ? That makes no sense to me. Wouldn't you want to train them to do manual labor jobs first and foremost?

Especially since most primates are overqualified to work in IT.

Scott Hajek

[i]"A beer right now would sound good, but I'd rather drink one than listen to it."[/i]
Keith the Elder   01-19-2005, 07:10 PM
#6
Scott Hajek Wrote:Especially since most primates are overqualified to work in IT.


LOL!!!!!!!
Biggles   01-20-2005, 07:22 PM
#7
jimbow8 Wrote:Say what?! They are training primates to do IT ? That makes no sense to me. Wouldn't you want to train them to do manual labor jobs first and foremost?


Ewwwwww! I would never do IT with a primate! Although I guess that would be called "monkeying around".

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Maggers   01-20-2005, 07:23 PM
#8
Biggles Wrote:Ewwwwww! I would never do IT with a primate! Although I guess that would be called "monkeying around".


Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you happy to see me? Big Grin


(*That's as old as the hills, but I couldn't resist*)

Reading is freedom.
The mind soars, no earthly cares,
no limitations.
A Maggers Haiku, 2005


Years ago my mother used to say to me... "In this world, Elwood, you can be oh so smart or oh so pleasant."
Well, for years I was smart.
I recommend pleasant.
You may quote me.

Elwood P. Dowd

Biggles   01-20-2005, 07:44 PM
#9
Maggers Wrote:Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you happy to see me? Big Grin


(*That's as old as the hills, but I couldn't resist*)


Nah, more like a zucchini than a banana.

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