Since we've asked the question who would win between Jack and Jake Naught, I've got a new scenario. So without further ado:
Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to the Who Would Win (WWW) Title match for the Heavyweight Wolrd Championship, and these are heavyweights! In the blue corner, standing seven feet tall and weighing in at 280 pounds, armed with razor sharp talons and fangs, Impervious to every thing but fire and steel, SCARLIP THE RAKOSHI !
And in the red corner, standing six feet six inches and weighing in at 270 pounds, armed only with his speciel forces knife and a butane lighter, KEK, THE MANDRILLA !
Place your bets!
KRW
Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to the Who Would Win (WWW) Title match for the Heavyweight Wolrd Championship, and these are heavyweights! In the blue corner, standing seven feet tall and weighing in at 280 pounds, armed with razor sharp talons and fangs, Impervious to every thing but fire and steel, SCARLIP THE RAKOSHI !
And in the red corner, standing six feet six inches and weighing in at 270 pounds, armed only with his speciel forces knife and a butane lighter, KEK, THE MANDRILLA !
Place your bets!
KRW
Ooohhh, Ken! What a great thread!
Who would win? My money, thought not my heart, is on Scarlip. Rats, I'd much rather see Kek win, but I don't think he can. Something about having the force of the Otherness on your side makes me think the scale isn't balanced fairly.
But Kek does have his butane lighter....hmm.....
Who would win? My money, thought not my heart, is on Scarlip. Rats, I'd much rather see Kek win, but I don't think he can. Something about having the force of the Otherness on your side makes me think the scale isn't balanced fairly.
But Kek does have his butane lighter....hmm.....
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KRW Wrote:Since we've asked the question who would win between Jack and Jake Naught, I've got a new scenario. So without further ado:Who is KEK?
Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to the Who Would Win (WWW) Title match for the Heavyweight Wolrd Championship, and these are heavyweights! In the blue corner, standing seven feet tall and weighing in at 280 pounds, armed with razor sharp talons and fangs, Impervious to every thing but fire and steel, SCARLIP THE RAKOSHI !
And in the red corner, standing six feet six inches and weighing in at 270 pounds, armed only with his speciel forces knife and a butane lighter, KEK, THE MANDRILLA !
Place your bets!
KRW
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jimbow8 Wrote:Who is KEK?That's why I said possible spoilers, He was in SIMS! And he's a handfull!
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KRW Wrote:That's why I said possible spoilers, He was in SIMS! And he's a handfull!
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Ah, jeez, KRW. With a heavy heart, I'd have to say Scarlip. Which wouldn't stop me from betting a few bucks the other way...
Bluesman Mike Lindner Wrote:Ah, jeez, KRW. With a heavy heart, I'd have to say Scarlip. Which wouldn't stop me from betting a few bucks the other way...
Scarlip would probably ruin Kek's world, but I'll cheer Kek on. From a distance of course.
This post was last modified: 01-18-2005, 10:12 PM by Phil.
Alright, maybe the Otherness is a bit much to handle. What if we give Scarlip a manicure after the first three rounds and give Kek an iron knife instead of steel? It's gonna be bloody but I think Kek stands a chance.
I know it's not fair to change the rules halfway through a fight, but I bet you didn't see that one coming.
KRW
I know it's not fair to change the rules halfway through a fight, but I bet you didn't see that one coming.
KRW
KRW Wrote:Alright, maybe the Otherness is a bit much to handle. What if we give Scarlip a manicure after the first three rounds and give Kek an iron knife instead of steel? It's gonna be bloody but I think Kek stands a chance.I think that would help even things out. I'd be rooting for KEK too.
KRW
KRW Wrote:Alright, maybe the Otherness is a bit much to handle. What if we give Scarlip a manicure after the first three rounds and give Kek an iron knife instead of steel? It's gonna be bloody but I think Kek stands a chance.
I know it's not fair to change the rules halfway through a fight, but I bet you didn't see that one coming.
KRW
Steel is just iron with a tiny amount of carbon in it. Shouldn't make any difference.
Ken V.
Ken Valentine Wrote:Steel is just iron with a tiny amount of carbon in it. Shouldn't make any difference.Understood. So, place a bet Ken!
Ken V.
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