Wait, whoa, what? 15 years? 15 years! I've been gone for 15 YEARS. Holy mole-ee, Polly Sooy's boot.
Sheesh.
By the way, Sticky is my dog's name because he has an affinity for people's legs.
Where is he?
ppphphphfffttt.....fffvvphphtbbtt.....how do you whistle on this thing?